two inch rich
by the dirty crew on Dec 22, 2007 17:10:46
possesing such a
miniscule member that the only
way you can make love to girls is to not be able to break down the walls,(nor
raise the roof) but to be able to exhibit the sweetest amount of love, so that the female partaking in intercourse has not yet realized that penetration has occured.
Example:
a certain female wants her face slammed in the toilet, and to have her head slammed in a
car door, with three golfers hitting her with a hooded
five iron while receiving the pizza hut
triple stuff crust for 9.99 buffet...... instead of a two inch rich.
captain two inch
by xXscottishXx on Dec 31, 2010 06:38:28
captain two inch is
mostly used to describe a male and to
mock his two
inched penis
two-inch-punisher
by RiMjOb on Feb 10, 2014 09:04:50
Example:
Tyler: Dude, my dick is definitely twice as big as yours.
Jerome: What, your two-inch-punisher?
Tyler: Shut up dude,
you no that's a sensitive subject!
Two Inch Grinch
by morgalope on Dec 02, 2005 10:20:52
Two Inch Tanner
by Dora Bang on Aug 29, 2012 11:04:57
A homosexual male that can't "
get it up" enough to fuck his partner. However, these "Two
Inch Tanners" don't want more than
two inches of you in side of them when he is the fuckeEE and you the fuckeER.
Example:
Look at that Two Inch Tanner! We were in bed last night and I had to stop in the middle of our
Fuck Session to go by
CVS and get some Viagra! He took three to "get it up" and STILL couldn't take my meat up his
bung hole!
Two inches left
by Siouxsie Supertramp on Aug 31, 2020 11:44:39
Example:
Me: Did you see that Amanda from high school married that rich dude with all that money and can only
get around in a
wheelchair.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only
two inches left.
two inch pinch
by dik fuck on Feb 02, 2017 03:30:47
Example:
I can not
have sex with you because you have a two inch pinch
The Two Inch Pinch
by ooden on Sep 19, 2016 12:04:09
Example:
I was
real lonely last night so I
gave myself The Two Inch Pinch.
Two inches and a skip
by Pasquelle on Feb 14, 2016 04:36:09