two inches

absolutely not my dick length or anything



two inch rich
possesing such a miniscule member that the only way you can make love to girls is to not be able to break down the walls,(nor raise the roof) but to be able to exhibit the sweetest amount of love, so that the female partaking in intercourse has not yet realized that penetration has occured.
Example:
a certain female wants her face slammed in the toilet, and to have her head slammed in a car door, with three golfers hitting her with a hooded five iron while receiving the pizza hut triple stuff crust for 9.99 buffet...... instead of a two inch rich.


captain two inch
captain two inch is mostly used to describe a male and to mock his two inched penis
Example:
me : right captain two inch

some person:shut it ya dildo


two-inch-punisher
used as an insult to someone who thinks they have a large penis.
Example:
Tyler: Dude, my dick is definitely twice as big as yours.

Jerome: What, your two-inch-punisher?

Tyler: Shut up dude, you no that's a sensitive subject!


Two Inch Tanner
A homosexual male that can't "get it up" enough to fuck his partner. However, these "Two Inch Tanners" don't want more than two inches of you in side of them when he is the fuckeEE and you the fuckeER.
Example:
Look at that Two Inch Tanner! We were in bed last night and I had to stop in the middle of our Fuck Session to go by CVS and get some Viagra! He took three to "get it up" and STILL couldn't take my meat up his bung hole!


The Two Inch Pinch
Masturbation where the penis is small enough that two fingers can be used to masturbate. The "Pinch and Roll" method is the best way to execute the 2 inch pinch
Example:
I was real lonely last night so I gave myself The Two Inch Pinch.


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