PENIS FLY TRAP

The event in which a man is done peeing into a urinal, then zips the tip of his penis up in his zipper, causing an excrutiating pinching pain that results in loud sreaming and cursing.The name derives from the penis getting trapped in the fly. Hence the name penis fly trap.



The Penis Fly Trap
A nearly impossible sexual act, requires extreme control over prostate muscles and or involves the next stage in human evolution, when a girl is preforming oral sex on a man, the man has the tip of his penis open up like the claws on Dr. Octopus's arms, and clasp her head inside
Example:
If a girl sucks you off the wrong way, Penis Fly Trap her head to teach her a lesson


Penis Fly Trap
Steps: 1. Get a group of 4-6 guys on the dancefloor.
2. Gradually spread out into a small oval shape.
3. Wait for a group of 4-6 girls to walk into the middle of the small oval.
4. Immediately close in the oval around them and start grinding.
5. Enjoy.
Example:
The other night at the club, we desperately were trying to pick up some chicks. We huddled up and began to spread out. Within 5 minutes, 4 girls walked between us and we closed in around them. One of the girls exclaimed "I think we were just caught in a PENIS FLY TRAP!....and I am loving it!!"


penis fly trap
A description of a toilet that has a lid that won't allow you to stand up and urinate because the lid keeps falling down, resulting in mess, annoyance, and possible dry-cleaning bills.
Example:
I just got caught by the penis fly trap upstairs; there's mess everywhere! It got my new jeans!


penis fly trap
a woman with the clinical diagnosis of vaginismus; the reoccurent and persistent involuntary contraction of the perineal muscles surrounding the outer third of the vagina when vaginal penetration is attempted with penis, finger, tampon or speculum
Example:
"yo, dont go near that bitch, Regina, shes a total penis fly trap, i almost lost my fist in there"


Penis Fly Trap
A woman who is physically attractive and lures in men away from their friends and keeps letting them get closer to getting laid but never actually lets them get there. Then takes all their attention and when they get bored they leave him
Example:
“Dude I’m going on a date
“I wouldn’t trust her, she’s kinda a penis fly trap


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