universal excuse

An interchangable excuse system used to get out of any situation. The combinations are as a plentiful as the person's imagination.The excuse creator simply picks the first part such as "I promised my landlord" then chooses from a host of endings such "I'd help him move his refrigerator down 5 flights of stairs." or "I'd stop by to help him shave his back hair."



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