Groundhogged
by Salty_Guru on Jun 21, 2019 21:09:15
When a man/woman stops speaking to you for a long period of time, leading you to believe that you've been
ghosted, but texts or calls
sporadically enough to keep you interested, before
heading back underground for another "six weeks of winter".
Example:
I haven't heard from him in weeks, I think I've been
ghosted. Oh! Wait! He just
texted. Looks like I'm just being
groundhogged.
groundhogging
by Willie James Huff on Jun 24, 2007 10:03:47
Whenever feces slowly emerges from your anus after trying to hold it in for too long, similar to the head of a
groundhog peeking out from its
burrow.
groundhog
by ynotnvme on Nov 19, 2011 08:55:52
A guy who seems sweet and kind because he flirts and gives you unwarranted attention, but who is actually a creepy
predator/pervert
on the prowl for some new (usually young) girl of whom he can take advantage. A groundhog spends the majority of their time being an underground gets labeled as such because of the amount of time they remain underground sleezes. The best defense against groundhogs is to chase them out of their holes and
expose them.
groundhog
by Titten from Phoenix on Feb 28, 2009 03:37:01
The point of having to poop so bad that it starts
peeking out of
your butthole, like a groundhog peeking out if it's hole, and you have to
squeeze it back in to hold it until you get the restroom.
Groundhog
by LOLABUNNY on May 05, 2015 08:10:55
A
really fat person in Walmart who has sat down to look at a item on a bottom shelf and is blocking the whole
isle. they usually cannot
stand back up after sitting down
The Groundhog
by longschlongmcgee6969 on Nov 27, 2010 16:18:03
Example:
Alex: Hey guys, check out what I found
in the closet.
Everyone Else: (walks into
closet)
Alex: (pulls out
The Groundhog)
THE GROUNDHOG!
Everyone Else(male):Oh my God, they're so big. I'm unimaginably jealous.
Everyone Else(female):Fuck me. Now.
Groundhog
by ph0o on Apr 26, 2010 08:13:10
Groundhogging
by Salty_Guru on Jun 21, 2019 21:21:22
When a man/woman
disappears for an extended period of time, leading you to believe that you've been
ghosted, but pops up
sporadically enough to keep you interested before he disappears for another "six weeks of winter".
groundhogging
by Groundhog Day Enthusiast on Feb 03, 2021 00:16:07
Watching the movie
Groundhog Day (1993) starring Bill Murray on repeat on Groundhog Day, thus maximizing the number of times the main character, Phil, lives the same day over and over, and creating one's own Groundhog Day experience. Festivities also include shoving a whole slice of cake into one's mouth and saying the word "
doozie" much like the character Ned
Ryerson.
Example:
While groundhogging yesterday my friends and I watched the movie more than
five times and ate more than
two cakes.
Groundhog Day is my favorite holiday.