assbags

Fan-modified catchphrase of Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander of Legend of the Seeker/Sword of Truth. Applies to any situation.



Assbag
A couple of friends and I were trying to think of a way to properly describe a guy who was such a jerk. We couldn't decide if he was an asshole or a douchebag. Thus became, Assbag!
Example:
He is being such an Assbag!


Assbag
A device not unlike an airbag that would lessen the injury suffered by an individual who has just been knocked on his ass. First usage found in a skit on Styles P "A Gangster and a Gentleman".
Example:
"Good thing my Assbag came out"


assbag
1. slang word for someone who represents that of a colostomy bag (derived from being full of s**t).

2. a**hole
Example:
Because of his choice to leave the drowning baby in the lake though physically able to have saved it, the man was a renowned assbag.


assbag
Your ex-bf who is such an amazing asshole that he cheated on you for four months, lied straight to your face twice when you asked him about it and then thought that since you knew about it you could keep seeing each other while he kept dating the other girl without telling her about you because he didn't want to hurt her.
Example:
Dan is such a fucking assbag!


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