unsolicited

Descriptive of anything that a recipient did not actively choose to receive, but particularly:1. Email or IM messages. See spam.2. Browser or Windows Messenger windows. See pop-up.3. Malware downloads and network transfers. See adware, spyware, scumware, virus, trojan, and worm.



the unsolicited
The unwanted/unexpected insertion of a finger into someone else's butthole. This may be attempted on an unsuspecting person regardless of their state of dress. The aim is to attempt to stick one's digit as far as possible into another's butthole before they have time to clench/react.
Example:
I bent over to pick up the remote and she slipped me the unsolicited. Ye-ouch!


unsolicited charlie
When someone finds it nearly impossible to engage in any modicum of conversation without slyly dropping the name of his or her fiancee or spouse (i.e., "charlie") into the mix. Almost always a non-sequitur, and deserving of a gooey ostroff.
Example:
So I'm talking about fantasy football, and how I wish Portis had gotten in the endzone on at least one of the five times he was on the 1-yard line, and Alison comes strong with an unsolicited charlie, telling me how difficult her wedding plans are becoming. I mean, what the hell do I care about her caterer and whether or not she should go with Bacardi or Captain Morgan's? I'm hemmorhaging points here with Peerless Price, who Michael Vick can't seem to find in the endzone.


Unsolicited baby pictures
Pictures of babies often, newborn and not taken with any effort, sent without solicitation.
No one wants to see pictures of your baby, if we wanted we would ask.
Just don't.
Example:
"Did you see John had his baby ? He sent us some pictures on the group chat."
"I saw, I left the group immediately. It is not okay to send unsolicited baby pictures like that."


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