Asshair

Someone worse than an asshole, namely because an asshole serves an actual purpose, but an asshair smells just as bad and serves no useful purpose whatsoever.



Asshair
1. An annoying person that is as worthless as a hair on your ass.
2. A person below your level, just a hair on your ass.
Example:
Tommy McKnight is an Asshair.


asshair
Example:
Goddamn - i was naked when I sat on that fuzzy chair, and when I got up I ripped out all of my asshairs


matted asshair
the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions
Example:
Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.


Soldered Asshair
When you take a shit and your ass isn't fully cleaned. Then the rest of the shit starts drying with your asshair together and you get Soldered Asshair
Example:
Person 1: Why you movin so funny?
Person 2: I think i got those ichy Soldered Asshair


Asshair
Asshair (N.) (Vulg.) (Gender Neutral) Used in place of the term "asshole", so it doesn't get flagged on social media, this term could possibly be the most offensive term to call someone. The term was first used by DLC at Midtown II Diner with the owner discussing other possible names that could be worse when referring to someone annoying. It was coined in 2012. The Diner in Center City, Philadelphia, PA is no longer in operation. What can be worse than being a pube in that part of the body?
Example:
"Joe Biden is such an asshair; I can't wait until he is out of office."

"Yo! Why you being such an asshair?"

"Okay already youse guys, stop being asshairs."


Asshair
Asshair (N.) (Vulg.) (Gender Neutral) Used in place of the term "asshole", so it doesn't get flagged on social media, this term could possibly be the most offensive term to call someone. The term was first used by DLC at Midtown II Diner with the owner discussing other possible names that could be worse when referring to someone annoying. It was coined in 2012. The Diner in Center City, Philadelphia, PA is no longer in operation. What can be worse than being a pube in that part of the body?
Example:
"Joe Biden is such an asshair; I can't wait until he is out of office."

"Yo! Why you being such an asshair?"

"Okay already youse guys, stop being asshairs."


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