ure momma

a big fat bitch that has kids



UR MOMMA
when you want to diss someone with no better comeback, or a corny comeback
Example:
Dude, jus quit baseball, u can't hit for ur life if it depended on you.
Yea, well, ur momma can't hit for her life if it depended on her.


ur momma
ur momma
Example:
Mr. White: UR MOMMA!


ur momma a pappa
its better than ur mom gey, ur dad lesbian, ur sister a mister, ur granny tranny and ur grandpap a trap. its the ultimate deal breaker, and destroys 1 random universe each time its said, and spawns a meatball in the sky.
Example:
gay man: ur mom gey
you: no u
gay man: i used my reverse card B
you: ur dad lesbian
ur friend: ur granny tranny
you: dont gang up on me
ur friend: **ur sister a mister**
you: i guess its time to end this all..
gay man: ur grandpap a trap
you: ur momma a pappa
**meatball drops, but suddenly the universe implodes on itself**


Rango's Neck Be Lookin' Like Ur Momma's
An insult; To say one's mother's neck is bent or crooked like Rango the lizard's; to Claim that one's mother's neck has been yeeted in such a way that it is now misshapen. ; yeeting someone's neck to the point of exhaustion in which the aftermath resorts to a bent crooked neck, such as Rango's.


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