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Short for Joliet, Illinois



ETing It
Someone who wears abnormally small cloths compared to his/her body size. Often in reference to one who tries to show off big biceps/triceps.
Example:
I cant believe that guys ETing It today. Hes not even that big.


ET
An asshole alien with a large finger that it uses to violate innocent men, women, children, and doggies alike.
Example:
Someone: Oh my God, an Alien! Noooo!!!
ET: C'mere bitch! ET PHONE HOME ON DAT ASS


ETE
Estimated Time Ending
Example:
Yo what's the ETE of your game?

ETE: 2 Minutes.


etted
A past tense of the word "eat", or more specifically "eaten". Taking the d
incorrectness of et further than it's ever gone before. Used by illiterate and/or bored Southerners out of ignorance or good 'ol plain fun. Try it out on a Northerner and see what they say.
Example:
My friend got etted by that big bear over yonder! Tarnation.


ET
A stupid alien with a BIG onion head and stupidly long cringy fingers that are large enough to wank a dozen cocks at once also this ET thing goes around in a little bike tryna phone home like BITCH you don't have a home
Example:
ET: ET phone home
Child: wtf you don't have a home

ET: *some alien shit*
Child: bruv learn English


ETS
n. (Educational Testing Service) A white-collar corporate gang in Ewing, New Jersy, headed by Kurt Landgraf. They peddle the SAT and GRE assessment products on the street to vulnerable youths who don't know how to say NO. A greedy parasite that should be eliminated for the betterment of society. See also: Tollbooth on the highway of education.
Example:
Those poor students had to pony up $115 to the ETS in order to get admitted to college.

"We da ETS, we be hangin' wif da Kurt-rock, and we be all up in your shit if you don't pay us your protection, FOOL!"

Kurt, I'm gonna bring my posse up on ETS turf and get me a goddamn refund one of these days CHUMP!


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