n. (Educational Testing Service) A white-collar corporate gang in Ewing,
New Jersy, headed by Kurt
Landgraf. They peddle the SAT and GRE assessment products on the street to vulnerable youths who don't know how to say NO. A greedy parasite that should be eliminated for the betterment of society. See also:
Tollbooth on the highway of education.
Example:
Those poor students had to
pony up $115 to the ETS in order to get admitted to college.
"We da ETS, we be hangin' wif da Kurt-rock, and we be
all up in your shit if you don't pay us your protection, FOOL!"
Kurt, I'm gonna bring my
posse up on ETS turf and get me a goddamn refund one of these days CHUMP!