wambulance
Example:
Person 1: "I just stubbed my toe!"
Person 2: "CRY ME A FRIGGEN RIVER! SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULANCE!"
Person 1: "I just stubbed my toe!"
Person 2: "CRY ME A FRIGGEN RIVER! SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULANCE!"
wambulance
An health care automobile for cry-babies. To rescue and take care of those people that complains about any tiny wounds.
wambulance
wambulance
An imaginary ambulance that comes when shit heads don't have a leeeeeeg. Someone who always gets randomly stressed out and needs a cry is in dire need for a wambulance.
wambulance
verb/noun: a theoretical vehicle with no actual destination, representing a child (usually locked in the body of a sexually questionable west coast male) driving a Ghostbuster like wagon crying like a fat kid who gets diet bars for chanukah
Driver can be identified by name tag, but in default driver will usually respond to "John" or "Buttnugget"
Driver can be identified by name tag, but in default driver will usually respond to "John" or "Buttnugget"
Example:
If Peter, Paul and Mary were skipping through a field of lillies, emails that remind me finals suck would like be authored by the driver of the wambulance.
If Peter, Paul and Mary were skipping through a field of lillies, emails that remind me finals suck would like be authored by the driver of the wambulance.
Wambulance
A fictional abulance or rescue squad for someone who cries or whines, most often without provication. A way to insult someone whom often cries for no apparent reason; a cry baby, a brat, or someone suffering from hypochondria.
Example:
" Waaa, waaa, I want a cookie waaaa, waaaa, waaaa!"
"Did someone call the wambulance, WAAA! WAAA! WAAA!"
" Waaa, waaa, I want a cookie waaaa, waaaa, waaaa!"
"Did someone call the wambulance, WAAA! WAAA! WAAA!"
Wambulance
Example:
Whiner: Ow! Damn it to Hell, this paper cut hurts!
Other guy: Boo Hoo, let me dial WHINE-1-1 and call you a wambulance.
Whiner: Ow! Damn it to Hell, this paper cut hurts!
Other guy: Boo Hoo, let me dial WHINE-1-1 and call you a wambulance.
Wambulance
wambulence
An ambulence that tends specifically to people who are angsty, goths, or who just generally cry and complain alot.
Example:
Person 1: Man, life is so difficult. Blah blah blah.
Person 2: SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULENCE!siren noise> WaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaah!
Person 1: Man, life is so difficult. Blah blah blah.
Person 2: SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULENCE!