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wonged

A white guy who gets toyed with by an asian hottie and then is not given any sexual release.

wonged

by MrPetts on Oct 19, 2003 07:57:41

To be wonged is to be beaten by the Wongsta.

Example:
Haha, Wilson got Wonged!!

Wong

by KDubb on Apr 03, 2007 02:20:48

1. A particularly lascivious bastard
2. One who engages in non-discreet ogling of the opposite sex
3. A person who plants cameras underneath office desks
4. The act of planting cameras underneath office desks

Example:
1. Man, that guy is such a Wong!
2. KDub wonged the new girl's cube.

wonging

by ilovectyandilovepassionfruit on Jul 01, 2009 11:47:44

To cock slap a person while said person is on the ground.

It's derived from a kid from California who was kicked out of high school for sexual harassment. His last name was Wong. He was kicked out for sexually harassing girls.

One day during P.E. one kid was running and tripped. He fell to the ground. Wong came up to him, pulled out his cock, and cock slapped him. So "to wong someone" means to cock slap a person while that person is on the ground.

Example:
James ran and slipped, so Kenny took advantage of the situation and started wonging him. James was scarred for life, Kenny got suspended.

wong wong

by Katierae66 on Apr 24, 2010 10:17:47

Penis ;

Example:
"Its hanging from her wong wong!"

wonging

by radicalC on Mar 22, 2011 03:52:29

to ass fuck an oriental

Example:
Where's Conrad?"He went wonging!!"

wong

by Yellow fellow on Oct 17, 2006 11:33:09

A surname of an Asian person.

Example:
Hello. My name is Janet Wong.

Wonged

by lowestform on Jul 16, 2012 05:22:41

when you make plans with a chick and at the last minute she says she's invited her friend along.

Example:
"made plans for a nice little day canoeing on the lake, then at the last minute I got Wonged and had to decline."

Wong It

by OneSwollenNut on Sep 24, 2013 15:22:03

The art of winging it in mong style. Basically having a red hot crack at doing something in a manner that defies all reason and logic. This can include actions performed by accident or without realization by an individual lacking in physical and cerebral ability and of unbelievable, inexcusable and indescribable stupidity (refer to fucktard). However, more often than not the individual is fully aware of and blissfully carefree to the fact that their actions are insanely fucked up, that they are prone to fucking up and that they have questionable mental capacity (refer to fuckmonkey or douche).

Example:
Example 1: "Fuck Trev, I know your mum is a cumdumpster but she offered to blow me. I wasn't sure what to do so I just wonged it! Man she sucks a good dick!"

Example 2: "Not sure if attaching these electrodes to my balls will fix my erectile disfunction, but fuck it, I'm just gonna wong it!".

A Wong's a Wong

by Tits for Tots on Jan 21, 2004 15:11:42

When looking to booty-fuck someone out of your league, it is acceptable to settle for someone with the same last name. Upon booty-fucking this individual, you will say with pride, a Wong's a Wong!

Example:
I was tired of hitting on Daniel, so I cornholed David McDowell instead. Hey, a Wong's a Wong!

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