Wong It
The art of
winging it in mong style. Basically having a red hot crack at doing something in a manner that defies all reason and logic. This can include actions performed by accident or without realization by an individual lacking in physical and
cerebral ability and of unbelievable, inexcusable and indescribable stupidity (refer to fucktard). However, more often than not the individual is fully aware of and blissfully carefree to the fact that their actions are insanely fucked up, that they are prone to fucking up and that they have questionable mental capacity (refer to
fuckmonkey or douche).
Wong
by KDubb on Apr 03, 2007 02:20:48
1. A particularly
lascivious bastard
2. One who engages in non-discreet
ogling of the opposite sex
3. A person who plants cameras underneath office desks
4. The act of
planting cameras underneath office desks
Example:
1. Man, that guy is such a Wong!
2.
KDub wonged the new girl's
cube.
wonged
by Foo man choo on Jun 05, 2011 11:54:53
Example:
- Man, that smokin' asian was all over you in the club. Wish I was you last night!
- Ya, right. She
bolted for home as soon as we left the club. Said her parents had a
curfew.
- What, you didn't even get to
jack on her bitty asian titties?!? Dude, you've been wonged! That shit ain't right.
wonging
by ilovectyandilovepassionfruit on Jul 01, 2009 11:47:44
To
cock slap a person while said person is on the ground.
It's derived from a kid from California who was kicked out of high school for sexual harassment. His last name was
Wong. He was kicked out for sexually harassing girls.
One day during P.E. one kid was running and tripped. He fell to the ground. Wong came up to him, pulled out his cock, and
cock slapped him. So "to
wong someone" means to cock slap a person while that person is on the ground.
wong wong
by Katierae66 on Apr 24, 2010 10:17:47
Example:
"Its
hanging from her wong wong!"
wonging
by radicalC on Mar 22, 2011 03:52:29
wong
by Yellow fellow on Oct 17, 2006 11:33:09
Wonged
by lowestform on Jul 16, 2012 05:22:41
Example:
"made plans for a nice little day
canoeing on
the lake, then at the last minute I got Wonged and had to
decline."
A Wong's a Wong
by Tits for Tots on Jan 21, 2004 15:11:42
When looking to booty-fuck someone
out of your league, it is acceptable to
settle for someone with the same last name. Upon booty-fucking this individual, you will say with pride,
a Wong's a Wong!
wonging
by Doddi on Sep 05, 2007 04:49:31
Example:
My mate Billy was wonging it after he put
50 quid on
Everton to whip Liverpool and won 50 grand!