cock slapped

Being directly hit in or around the face repeatedly by a dick.



cock slap
using ones penis to slap the face of another person. also called a mushroom tattoo because of the redness left behind by the hit.
Example:
if you dont shut up i'll cock slap you!


cock slap
When a male human uses his penis to slap someone. Usually done at full length, but not completely stiff to allow for a whipping action. Commonly used against passed out victums. (Can be slightly painful for the slapper, but the comic effect is usually worth it)
Example:
Did you get cock slapped last night? You have a mushroom bruise on your cheek.

If you don't shut up I am gonna cock slap you in your sleep.


cock slapping
The practice of slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. This is often performed as a joke when the recipient is either asleep or otherwise incapacitated.
Example:
Pablo is very into cock slapping, so he tried it on his girlfriend while she was blowing him, and she liked it.


Cock Slap
v.kok slap. The use of a man's penis(cock) as a weapon to slap the shit out of his girlfriend/wife/boyfriend(if your queer) when frustrated with them.
Example:
1. I told my girlfriend to make me a chicken sandwich, and she didn't so I Cock Slapped the bitch!

2. While my wife was giving me a blow job, I decided to pull back and Cock Slap her for fun.

3. My boyfriend told me that that we didn't have any KY Jelly left so what did I say, "Boy go buy that Jelly, and when you get home be prepared for a ruthless Cock Slapping".


cock slap
To slap someone with your cock(penis). Usually performed in the face, with a left to right motion.
Example:
After jizzin in her face I cocked slapped her so she undertands who's the boss.
Every man should cock slap the wife when its necessary(everyday).


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