you're such a dick

Its like when you're being a fucking jerk and shit and you call someone that cause they're like a dick, ya'know?



You're a dick
A term of endearment for cool/slightly odd couples to use to show affection and humour towards one another.
Non-offensive when used between the right people in the right circumstances.
Example:
Q."Darling, do you actually know how cool I am??"
A. "Awww honey, you're a dick"


You're a dick
Typically used when describing a person bearing the name Tony,

Most often used when a Tony does something stupid, lame, funny or really if a Tony does anything,

You're a dick can (granted a Tony is not around) can also be used to describe a Duke.
Example:
Tony: is that brick welded to that pole?

Everyone: Tony you're a dick.

Tony: I Painted my car dash again....
Everyone: you're a dick.

Tony: sthe sthells sthea sthells bthy the sthea sthore.
Everyone: your a dick..

Duke: arrrrrrgggggghhhhhh
Everyone: you're a dick


The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees
Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.
Example:
Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons


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