You had to be there
by sparklingmagic on Feb 28, 2021 20:02:03
"You had to be there" is a phrase that one often uses when someone asks about a situation/joke/piece of time.
Basically, it means that
it's hard to actually explain what that situation
was like and that the person who is asking had to be a part of the situation to understand.
TLDR; You should have been there
Example:
For example, when perhaps two of your friends have
an inside joke without you, and you're curious as to what that
inside joke means, and they tell you, "You had to be there" (meaning, you had to be around them at the time when the inside joke took place to truly understand it).
Guess you had to be there
by t12j19c95 on Mar 25, 2010 01:21:59
you had one job
by Wwerker on Oct 14, 2014 12:31:29
Response to failing to do the one and only thing you had to do. This is told, either in a disgusted, mocking, or angry tone to people, animals,
inanimate objects, and anything else
that fails to complete the simple task for which it was designed.
A way to express total fail, epic fail, especially when the
one job was very simple.
Example:
To a cheap park bench that broke while I was sitting on it, "
You had one job, park bench!"
To
an accountant who was fired for inaccurate computing of business records. "You are supposed to be an accountant, right? You had one job, Sandy."
To a friend about my broken down car, "Damnit, it had
one job!"
I guess you had to be there
by Izzy del Bosque on Jun 09, 2010 11:00:57
What you say when someone tells you something he thinks is hilarious but really isn't. You say this to avoid
hurting your
friend's feelings in
breaking it to him that his joke sucks.
Example:
Dudeman 1: "Oh man, I was
playing horseshoes in
Red Dead Redemption and I got a really close throw and John was all like, 'Did you see that!' It was so funny dude!"
Dudeman 2: "I guess you had to be there."
Dudeman 1: :(
you had me at hello
by Lei G. on Jan 29, 2004 01:44:02
A phrase that expresses affection, popularized by the movie Jerry
Maguire. At the end of the movie, when Jerry expresses his love in a long-winded speech to Dorothy,
Dorothy's reply was the simple phrase: "
You had me at hello."
you had me at hell no
by ed the Word on Sep 12, 2009 01:51:22
a losers
alibi that no means yes. usually
reserved for guys who also say rape is when a woman changes her mind later. same dudes that say they like it when a chick puts up a fight and consider outright
rejection 'a fight'
Example:
douche: so can i have
your number?
hot chick: nah, i dont think thats a good idea
douche: so you
wanna call me instead?
hot chick: wtf?
of course not! why would you even think that? what do i have to tell you for you to understand that we dont work???
douche: well you had me at hell no
Thought You Had a Friend
by bbrooka on Mar 29, 2018 16:08:34
A way of fooling or tricking someone that you cool with them, as you would
reach out and act like you giving them a high five or
genuine handshake but
pull back and laughing at their expense.
Example:
First Guy: "yeah man, we cool. Give me some dab."
Second guy reaches out
to dab his fist.
First Guy: (pulling his hand back) "
Thought you had a friend." (Turns to laugh at his
expense)