shizer

the english form of the german word schei*e or in english shit*special german letter meaning ss dat looks like B



shizer
Eva Braun knew how to give Hitler a good "shizer": the act of defecating on another person's chest.
Example:
Hitler couldn't get off unless Eva gave him a good shizer.


shizer
you talk a lot of shizer
Example:


Shizer
A german porno when the female shits on the males chest or visa versa...as seen expertly in the Laura G. Shizer Video
Example:
"U know man, like the Shizer Video mats mom is in"


Shizer Wilhelm
A shizer wilhelm is any shit you have taken or are about to take that could possibly be your largest or nastiest one. To refer to a past shit as a shizer wilhelm mass defecation must have taken place and the aftermath witnessed by one credible person. Pronounced Shh-eye-zer will-helm
Example:
Dude drive faster I'm about to take a shizer wilhelm


Shizer Minelli
Shizer Minelli; The act of taking a shit so painstakingly gratifying, the end words from the relieving sigh of passing this hideous monster through the bowels of ones colon, one can't help but utter the phrase. "Shizer Minelli".

"A turd that looks like and feels like a Minelli".
Example:
"As I sat on the toilet to let pass A turd, I stood up after cleaning myself to look down at my masterpiece. The monster lay to portray a portrait in the likeness of Liza Minelli", Therefor I gasped and exclaimed, "Shizer Minelli!".

"Shizer Minelli that was A brutal shit."


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