alibi
an excuse
alibi
what you need to come up with when you're having a threesome with two hot chicks while your girlfriend is expecting you to take her out to dinner
Example:
Person 1: "Dude, what's your alibi gonna be?"
Person 2: "I was helping a blonde screw a lightbulb."
Person 1: "Dude, what's your alibi gonna be?"
Person 2: "I was helping a blonde screw a lightbulb."
Alibi
Example:
you ain't got no Alibi.
you ain't got no Alibi.
Alibi
Alibis
She knows every move that a man could make
She knows every trick in the book
She knows how to give, she knows how to take
'Cause so many times she's been taken and fooled
By those alibis and lying eyes and all the best lines
Lord knows she's heard them all
She's been cheated on and pushed around and left alone
Lord knows what I've put her through
And boy, you can bet, if a move can be made
She knows how to make one on you
She once thought that love wasn't just a game
Her feelings once came from the heart
One day I gave her a wedding ring
One night I tore all those feelings apart
She knows every trick in the book
She knows how to give, she knows how to take
'Cause so many times she's been taken and fooled
By those alibis and lying eyes and all the best lines
Lord knows she's heard them all
She's been cheated on and pushed around and left alone
Lord knows what I've put her through
And boy, you can bet, if a move can be made
She knows how to make one on you
She once thought that love wasn't just a game
Her feelings once came from the heart
One day I gave her a wedding ring
One night I tore all those feelings apart
Example:
With my alibis and lying eyes and all the best lines
Lord knows she's heard them all
She's been cheated on and pushed around and left alone
Lord knows what I've put her through
But boy, you can bet, if a move can be made
She knows how to make
Her own alibis and lying eyes and all the best lines
Lord knows she's heard them all
She's been cheated on and pushed around and left alone
Lord knows what I've put her through
And boy you can bet, if a move can be made
She knows how to make one on you
With my alibis and lying eyes and all the best lines
Lord knows she's heard them all
She's been cheated on and pushed around and left alone
Lord knows what I've put her through
But boy, you can bet, if a move can be made
She knows how to make
Her own alibis and lying eyes and all the best lines
Lord knows she's heard them all
She's been cheated on and pushed around and left alone
Lord knows what I've put her through
And boy you can bet, if a move can be made
She knows how to make one on you
second alibi
Second Alibi is a short-lived pop duo best known for their hit song "Red." The won an Ohio Music Award in 2015 and toured with Aaron Carter 2017.
Alibi Selfie
A picture taken of yourself, preferably with a recognisable backdrop and timestamp to prove that you are actually where you claim to be.
Example:
My girlfriend doesn't trust me and didn't believe that I was at my brother's house this morning... I had to send her an Alibi Selfie.
My girlfriend doesn't trust me and didn't believe that I was at my brother's house this morning... I had to send her an Alibi Selfie.
Lover's Alibi
Example:
They have their Lover's Alibi
They have their Lover's Alibi
the alyssa alibi
the excuse you give your mother that you’re sleeping over her house or hanging out with her when in reality you’re with your boyfriend getting that dick.
Example:
chick: hey mom!! i'm going to alyssa's tonight. she makes amazing brownies and oreo truffles. mmm, so excited!
mom: okay sweetie.
*arrives to boyfriend's house*
chick's mind: ahh, the alyssa alibi.
chick: hey mom!! i'm going to alyssa's tonight. she makes amazing brownies and oreo truffles. mmm, so excited!
mom: okay sweetie.
*arrives to boyfriend's house*
chick's mind: ahh, the alyssa alibi.