January 1st
Birthday of the most creative person ever. They are the type of people that will get used to anything and is the nice to everyone no matter what. They maintain a surface level positive attitude even in the worst situations. Go give this person a hug, they'll need it cause they hate their birthday even though it's sounds like the best since it's on January 1st.January 1st
noun: the first day of the new year, following extreme drinking from the previous evening (New Years Eve).
Today the world is a quiet place. Most businesses are closed, and all people are sleeping soundly in their beds, on couches, or wherever else they may have crashed on the previous night. This is the day that most people around the world are recuperating from the previous night of drunken new years celebrations.
Today the world is a quiet place. Most businesses are closed, and all people are sleeping soundly in their beds, on couches, or wherever else they may have crashed on the previous night. This is the day that most people around the world are recuperating from the previous night of drunken new years celebrations.
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A day in which @_I_am_aQueen_ on Twitter was born and is now officially the day where all wonderful beautiful human beings were born UwU a complete sweetie pie. Also Capricorn season so we Stan.
January 1st
January 1st is the first day of the new year! Also, national sucking holes day!! You can suck a hole make or female of even holes in walls!!
Example:
“Lemme suck your hole Jimmy”
“Nah lemme suck yours”
“Brb I’m gonna go suck Kailey’s hole rn to contribute to January 1st”
“What’s that?”
“National sucking holes day!”
“Lemme suck your hole Jimmy”
“Nah lemme suck yours”
“Brb I’m gonna go suck Kailey’s hole rn to contribute to January 1st”
“What’s that?”
“National sucking holes day!”
January 1st
When a bunch of dumb asses post New Year New Me and go to the gym for like 2 days and give up because they are gay ass hoes
Example:
girl: NEW YEAR NEW ME STARTING JANUARY 1ST
guy at the gym on January 3rd: THEY DO THIS EVERY YEAR, sees her at the ice cream store and asks her why she only went for 2 days
girl: NEW YEAR NEW ME STARTING JANUARY 1ST
guy at the gym on January 3rd: THEY DO THIS EVERY YEAR, sees her at the ice cream store and asks her why she only went for 2 days
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Example:
Person A: mmm I'm in the mood for some toe sucking! can I suck your toes?
Person B: eww no!
Person A: but its January 1st!
Person B: Well ok then.
Person A: mmm I'm in the mood for some toe sucking! can I suck your toes?
Person B: eww no!
Person A: but its January 1st!
Person B: Well ok then.