ASSKICKER

One of the best webcomics ever.



asskicker
A culvert buried under a road that causes the rear end of a car to jump up in an unexpected and tooth jarring manner.

The problem is always worse in the times when frost is affecting road surfaces.

Small cars with low profile tires such as Honda's or Miata's react much more than a larger car or truck.
Example:
What did you think of that asskicker?


Asskicking Time
1. What you scream before beating the crap out of a person who enjoys rap music.

2. A common phrase from characters from the webcomic "ASSKICKER"
Example:
1) "DUUUDE, IT'S LIKE, A EMINEM FAN! LET'S GO KICK HIS ASS!! IT'S ASSKICKING TIME!

2) "Dude. The Biker is pretty cool, he's always screaming "IT'S ASSKICKING TIME!" before he beats up The Hipster.


Asskickers Syndrome
The condition of having such unrealistically high expectations of one's self that anything less than excellence is disappointing. Those with A.K.S. gravitate toward opportunities for achievement to the point of neglecting everyday life. Symptoms include violent mood swings, sore losing, sore winning, and few close relationships.
Example:
Larry seems like a nice guy, but he's got a major case of Asskickers Syndrome. Don't challenge him to any competition; he turns into a different person.


ASSKICKER
A cartoon about two teenagers, The Biker, a metalhead, and The Hipster, a hardcore rap fan who fight and try to kill each other in the most dumbest ways ever. Also known as that cartoon/comic that straight up insults almost everything 💀💀
Example:
"Dude. Did you hear about ASSKICKER? It sure can roast the living shit out of anything."


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