Absolute Unit
by Yobbbh on Aug 24, 2018 04:41:00
Someone or something that has the
shear mass or presence that makes your
jaw drop and/or give
the utmost respect to.
Example:
Police officer: IT'S A STAND
OFF OUT HERE!
Sheriff: Send 'Him' out.
*Absolute Unit steps out of patrol car and everyone takes
a knee*
*Suspect immediately turns himself in*
Absolute Unit
by Panda Halo on Jun 11, 2018 06:51:28
Example:
“Hey you see that
big guy over there that looks like
Dr Robotnic?”
“Yeah that guys an
absolute unit!”
Absolute Unit
by AbsoluteUnit999 on Feb 11, 2020 16:31:00
Absolute Unit
by meatbunmarryme on Apr 18, 2021 10:03:29
Mo Ran’s
monstrous 20 cm schlong that can bring even the most powerful
cultivator *cough*
Beidou Immortal *cough* to their knees.
Absolute Unit
by Mr. Obelisk on Dec 04, 2018 09:43:12
Absolute Unit
by TSM_Tyler on Jun 18, 2018 22:59:03
Absolute Unit
by Pesto_the_1 on Nov 30, 2019 12:39:07
Absolute Unit
by Le Handle on May 10, 2021 23:01:33
An "Absolute Unit" is a person of
immaculate chad quality who possesses no
flaws.
Examples:
Anyone named
Goncalo
Absolute Unit
by AbusementPark on Nov 05, 2018 12:37:14
A person weighing 660
lbs or more. A unit is half absolute so it is
330 lbs at this point. You can call a unit a Half Absolute if
you choose.