Absolute Unit

A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.



Absolute Unit
Someone or something that has the shear mass or presence that makes your jaw drop and/or give the utmost respect to.
Example:
Police officer: IT'S A STAND OFF OUT HERE!
Sheriff: Send 'Him' out.
*Absolute Unit steps out of patrol car and everyone takes a knee*
*Suspect immediately turns himself in*


Absolute Unit
Example:
“Hey you see that big guy over there that looks like Dr Robotnic?”

“Yeah that guys an absolute unit!”


Absolute Unit
A person weighing 660 lbs or more. A unit is half absolute so it is 330 lbs at this point. You can call a unit a Half Absolute if you choose.
Example:
Holy fuck look at that guy, he's the size of a small car!

Yeah that man is an absolute unit.


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