Philippino
The way an idiot tells you to spell 'Filipino' even when you're of (partial) Filipino descent and have known how to spell it ever since you could read.
Example:
~Given scenario: conversation over text~
P1: Hey! My Filipino cousins are coming to town, we're going to lunch on Saturday. Wanna come?
P2: Sure. Btw thats not how u spell philippino
P1: I'm half Filipino and I've known how to spell it my entire life. It's spelled with an F.
P2: Well I mean philippines is spelled with a ph so its spelled philippino
P1: FUCKING DUMBASS. Alright, nvm. Just forget I said anything. I'm not inviting you.
~Given scenario: conversation over text~
P1: Hey! My Filipino cousins are coming to town, we're going to lunch on Saturday. Wanna come?
P2: Sure. Btw thats not how u spell philippino
P1: I'm half Filipino and I've known how to spell it my entire life. It's spelled with an F.
P2: Well I mean philippines is spelled with a ph so its spelled philippino
P1: FUCKING DUMBASS. Alright, nvm. Just forget I said anything. I'm not inviting you.
PHILIPPINO
philippino footlong
Example:
Person 1- did you hear that Andrew has a Philippino footlong?
Person 2- makes sense, he’s Philippino.
Person 1- did you hear that Andrew has a Philippino footlong?
Person 2- makes sense, he’s Philippino.
Philippino Crab Walk
philippino cheeseslide
Philippino Fire Drill
When in an orgy someone yells out PHILIPPINO FIRE DRILL and everybody stops what they're doing and runs around. When the same one yells STOP everyone settles down with a partner no matter the gender.