MA SE POES

(vulg) Afrikaans commonly used curse between South Africans. Translation meaning ' your mother's cunt'.



ma se poes
A very popular derogatory slang South African term, literally meaning "your mother's vagina". Used across the board to insult someone (more so their mother) or to express anger at and individual, situation or item.
More often than not it is a quick way to provoke someone and a sure way to cause a fight.
Sometimes shortened to just "your ma se...", which is just as effective. Or even expanded as in "jou dubbele ma se poes".....
Also heard often when someone hurts hurts themself, e.g stubbing your toe....."Eina!! Ma se poes!! That hurts!!
Example:
Jan: Hey Dirk, your ma se poes!!
Dirk: What did you say about my mother? I'm gonna fuck you up!!!
Spectator: This ma se poes guy wants to fight. I'm sick of these ma se poes nights out!!



jou ma se poes
Your mother's cunt. A derogatory Afrikaans phrase used throughout South Africa. Can be highly insulting to a stranger, but oddly endearing among friends.

See: poes
Example:
Jou ma se POES!
Jou MA!
Se poes.


Jou Ma Se Poes
A sentence in Afikaans usually used as a diss towards another person.
It translates to, "Your mother's puss"
Example:
Some dude, "Wow dude you suck dick at CoD"
Other dude, "Jou Ma Se Poes!"


Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes
"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase
Example:
Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond


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