Caldwell
AKA CWell - Conveintly located about 45 min from NYC and 45 min from the shore. Home of the Sopranos, Fortes Pizza, and
Grover Cleveland. A small town where you are defined by which Dunkin Donuts you go to, lower or upper. A town with no shortage of
Lexus's, BMW's, and Audi's in the
JCHS parking lot - and those are the students rides. Italian guido boys and preppy popped collared girls. We have the Jersey Attitude and can bring it out when needed. Think Laguna Beach, but on a lower scale. We own "Sleazside" on prom and mem day weekend, and we know it. A town where volleyball and softball are consistantly ranked top 10 in the state, yet football is the biggest sport. We can get to 3 malls in under 20 minutes and we like it like that. And we know that no matter what, we are always better than those spoiled guido
West Essex idiots.
Caldwell
by Johann Bjartsnmeshurts on Apr 06, 2011 00:51:25
A small town in southern central
Kansas. Full of rednecks, hicks,
conservatives, and no one who lives there is very good at drinking. Some people from Caldwell are total idiots. Kansas should force them to move below the border into
oklahoma. They would fit in down there.
Example:
Well I don't know how they
do in Kansas City but here in Caldwell we drink and drive for fun. That or cut kittys down on main. Hell we even shoot guns while driving while drinking.
Caldwell
by Zinngo on Dec 22, 2018 01:49:18
Caldwell is a street in Ottawa, Ontario Canada. The neighbourhood nearby, Carlington is also considered
caldwell. A place where you will find needles on the ground and rats
scurrying across the streets at night. You’ll find shootings on nearly every street, two across the street from eachother in the same year. Populated by mostly arabs, black boys and rich asians, plenty of white
wannabe black boys will walk around like they’re black, and get jumped for it. There are drugs everyone, most notorious for heroin and crack cocaine, and it’s teenager coke heads and pot heads. If you live there you’ve probably had a knife pulled on you before.
Caldwell
by Bmarra79 on Jun 04, 2013 09:32:09
Thriving suburb in northern nj. Suburbs of Newark amd New York city. about a 2 minute
drice from Newark which is a positive. I grew up here. Probably one of the most toughest towns to grow up in, evertything is very violent. You can find some of the scummiest and
grimiest people here always looking for a fight. However, one of the best
party town in New Jersey. Its said that no town goes harder than Caldwell when it comes to parties. Teens here are chill but tough. Loved living here wish i still lived there
caldwell
by Tashi A-D on Jul 24, 2006 14:16:19
Caldwelling
by gustopheles on Feb 11, 2012 02:12:07
Example:
John: "I just got
24 notifications on my status,
what the heck?"
"
Yolanda: "Nothing new, Jimmy is just out Caldwelling again, he'll stop after he gets bored, or, well, you die."
A Caldwell
by BillForPM on May 11, 2019 12:19:49
Attempting to attack your
opponent by insulting their mother, resulting in a
backfire that allows your opponent to win an
election.
Chris Caldwell
by TheSoulOfgenius on Oct 06, 2012 11:52:14
One bad ass mutherfucker and
French Horn Player. Don't even think about questioning his authority, even if you don't know him. He'll slap you across the face and make you spit shine the shit out of his
patent leather shoes.
He's one of those guys who you just know could kick your ass. Physically, and mentally, without even giving it a second thought. To be a Chris
Caldwell of the world means to be a virtual connoisseur of anything, and everything. To know everything about the modern world, and to drop musical deuces on those who piss you off.
Example:
Band kid 1: "Is that Chris
Caldwell?"
Band kid 2: "Holy shit it is, let's play our notes right or he'll pour hot water on our feet and beat our asses backstage."
Janitor: "Wow the grass on the
marching field sure did spring up this year!"
Drum Major: "It's because Caldwell made everyone cry so much they
irrigated that shit."
Caldwell Tanner
by thatquietkid on Jun 17, 2010 07:57:55
Man who does most of the Illustrations on
College Humor.com
He does weekly drawcasts with Riley,
Creighton, Owen, and Kevin
Corrigan, where he draws comics and talks about Back to the Future.
anthony caldwell
by jessica awsomeness on Aug 15, 2011 00:58:29