Desert Eagle

Manufactured by Israeli Military Industries, for Magnum Research. A Gas-operated massive motherfucker.Generally known to be one of the most powerful pistols available today, the Desert Eagle has obscene stopping power. Coming in .357, .41 .44 Magnum, .50 Action Express and .440 Cor-Bon calibres, the Desert Eagle fires big-bore rounds. Popularized by films, television and video-games, e.g. Half-Life Counter-Strike, the Desert Eagle is in fact avoided by everyone from counter-terrorism squads to terrorists themselves. It is about twice as heavy as the average pistol and approaches 11 inches in length - a normal pistol is about 6-7 inches. The Desert Eagle has considerable recoil and its only real use is sport-hunting, due to its single-shot accuracy, and sheer power - it could probably stop a bear dead in its tracks. The .50AE, is half an inch in calibre and weighs 'only' about 19 grammes. It's relatively slow, however, which severely impacts on its performance as a longer-range weapon.



Desert Eagle
A gas operated, semi automatic pistol with a rotating bolt. It can be found chambered for the .357 Magnum, .44 Magnum,.50 Action Express, and .440 Corbon. A .41 Magnum model went out of production several years ago. Imported to U.S.A. by Magnum Research Inc.
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Action movies and video games have helped make the Desert Eagle famous.


Desert Eagle
Sex move. While conducting intercourse on beach (or other sandy location), male who is penetrating woman dips his penis in sand and continues the act of intercourse...as long as possible. AKA The Breaded Pork Chop.
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I was beating up that sideways smile on the beach, and I actually pulled off the Desert Eagle.


Desert Eagle
The single greatest handgun ever made. God himself always carried one in each hand, infact Jesus and Muhammed both carried Deagles with them at all times. Even Buddha had a Deagle lying around, therefore, it is the greatest thing ever made ever and will never not be the greatest because it is.
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Oh noes, our AWPs and scouts and guns that aren't deagles are no match for the awesomeness of Desert Eagle /die


Desert Eagle
A gun made by IMI (Israeli Military Industries).
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"You know how we roll, everywhere that we go, it fo' fo's, calicos, and Desert Eagles...YEAH!"
-Young Buck


Desert Eagle
A gas-operated semi-automatic pistol from Isreal. It serves no real practicalpurpose in the real world. It most popularly shoots the .50 Action Express Calibre. It is obscenely heavy and inaccurate. It is only used to look mean in movies and video games.
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Any real person who carries a desert eagle is a fucking retard.


Desert Eagle
The Desert Eagle, or DGUL, is widely regarded as the most powerful pistol. It fires off devastatingly huge rounds. The common versions are the .357 magnum, the .44 magnum, and the .50 caliber AE. Another version is the Jericho, or Baby Eagle, which is a double action pistol for reduced recoil. That fires .41 AE rounds.

It is also has some nice firing capabilities since it fires semi automatically. How ever fast you can pull the trigger, thats how fast you can fire. The main reason that the Desert Eagle isn't more widely used is because off the massive amounts of recoil with each shot. It takes immense strength, concentration, and skill to fire off the Desert Eagle accurately. The Desert Eagle is another one of Israel's incredible weapons.
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Oh, damn, that Desert Eagle just blew my arm off...


Desert Eagle
Your neighbor, your co-worker, your classmate, Desert Eagles are found all over the country. A desert eagle is an Arabian American man or woman who was born in the United States but has Middle Eastern heritage. They are easy to point out as they are usually the ones being stopped at airport checkpoints and can normally show you the geography and current events of the Middle East far better then you can.
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If I was in the Freedom Writers, I don't know where the fuck I would fit in, I guess I would have to create a new Al Quida group just for us Desert Eagles.

Being a Desert Eagle, they would probably stop me in the state of Arizona due to my skin tone and either send me back to Mexico or Egypt, whatever they see fit at the time.

Not only do I fit in the United States, I'm also an Iranian nationalist, I will be spared in WWIII, however dem Koreans, well thats another story.


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