Afghani

A insult used in south asia specially pakistan for someone who's mean, untrustworthy, backstabber or deals in lowquality narcotics. Also used as a synonym for snake.



afghani
This is not what you call people from Afghanistan. This is the currency that they use. In Europe they use Euros, in Turkey they use Liras, well in Afghanistan they use Afghani's. People from Afghanistan are called "AFGHANS" NOT "AFGHANI'S"
And also-
Afghanistan is a central asian country not a south asian country, because we're not the same as the Indian Sub Continent.
Example:
I had to pay 30 Afghani's to get a kabob dish!!!


afghani
used as an insult in pakistan for a person who is untrustworthy, backstabber, snitch and involved in narcotics trade.
Example:
guy1: he man we known each other for quite some time and i have always helped you. i am in this fight can you help me out?
guy2: sure bro why not
'' after a while guy2 sees some boys running over to beat guy1''
guy2: ''runs away''
guy1: you fucking #afghani i always knew you were a pussy.


Afghani-Dan
A name used for the ever growing more violent; Danville, Illinois. With shootings and opiate trade (heroin) becoming an everyday occurrence in most parts of the city, locals and people who grew up there are starting to liken it to a combat zone. Hence Afghani-Dan.
Example:
"I hear you're heading to Afghani-Dan for thanksgiving. You better have body armor on."

"Did you hear about the police standoff after a cop got shot in Afghani-Dan?"


Afghani Afterbirth
The act of hovering the bare anus over either an aware or unaware recipient. The host then proceeds to deliver a burst of hot, explosive, spraying diarrhea into the subject's face and or mouth. Similar to the Hot Carl. Side effects may include severe sinus polyps, nasal congestion and anal leakage. Synonym to the Sloppy Susan.
Example:
Dude, I played the craziest game of Twister last night. When I was told "left foot blue" I accidentally gave Chaz an Afghani Afterbirth. Needless to say, Saturday night is no longer Twister Night.


dirty afghani
When you are fucking a girl in the ass just after she's had a poo and afterwards you take your dick covered in poop and give the girl a "poop unibrow".
Example:
I was fucking a girl in the ass, right. She must have had the biggest shit ever just before we did it and she didn't tell me. To get that sloot back I gave her a dirty afghani and then we lived happily ever after.


Afghanie Shocker
When you tee bag a girl reverse style with your ass cheeks on her eye sockets, and your asshole on her nose. If your lucky you'll get her nose in your ass. This way she gets to smell and taste the best a mans body has to offer.
Example:
Dude that girl needs to experience an Afghanie Shocker!


Afghani Sunset
After rough anal sex which causes bleeding, you use your blood covered cock to paint red streaks across your partners ass which ultimately looks like a sunset. This came to mind the first night I arrived in Afghanistan and saw the sunset and knew i was going to get fucked.
Example:
Since the flirtatious girl that Jake took home last night was just a one night stand, he decided to give her an Afghani Sunset to remember him by.


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