left foot

The one that isn't the right



left-footed
A less offensive way of calling something or someone gay.
Example:
You know how I know your left-footed...you listen to Coldplay.


Left Foot Lucy
A church organist, typically an older woman, who plays the pedals like those of a spinet organ, i.e., using only the toe of the left foot. The result is a choppy bass line that will make any real organist cringe.
Example:
Wow, the music at church was awful today. Old Left Foot Lucy must be off her meds.


Left Foot Of Democracy
To get rid of someone, usually by firing them or evicting them, or in some other way "show them the door" (and don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!)

Typically used when they get rid of someone in a hurry as opposed to a long, drawn out legal process. Being forcibly removed from a job or home by the police or being ordered out.

Although the net effect is the same, this is substantially more abrupt and nasty than being terminated, evicted or separated from a job.
Example:
"I thought you were supposed to be at work?"
"I ruined a big job and they gave me the left foot of democracy."

I had a big party again last week; today when I came home from work all my things were outside and the locks were changed. The landlord gave me the left foot of democracy, but my rent was only 3 months overdue.


Left foot volley breakfast
The art of smacking a football with a sweet connection on your left peg while in the volleying position!
Also a term recognized by the beastly buzzard and his horde of bizzards when they harvest their honey
Example:
"Jono definitely had his left foot volley breakfast before he smacked that ball into the goal"


I dont give a rats left foot
Simular to the phrase "I dont give a rats ass" but for use in enviroments with under 3's. If you want to say "I dont give a rats ass" but happen to be in the crèche you can alternatively use "I dont give a rats left foot".

This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.
Example:
I dont give a rats left foot about all the times the process works, I only care about times the process does not work.


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