the cruise ship
A two-way motorboat. When two girls laying in the 69 positing each motorboat the other.cruise ship
A huge ship full of nightclubs, restaurants, pools, and staterooms with gorgeous views. Cruises are basically a free pass to hook up with a different person every night and party 24/7 without being judged. It's great because you'll never see the girl who held your hair as you puked your guts out that one night, or the guys who had to watch, ever again.
Example:
Clueless peasant: What did you do for spring break?
Tanned rich kid: I went on a cruise.
Clueless peasant: Didn't you get bored being on a cruise ship for a whole week?
Tanned rich kid: Let's see, I went to a different island every day, partied till 4 AM every night, and was handed everything on a silver platter... yeah, it was awful.
Clueless peasant: What did you do for spring break?
Tanned rich kid: I went on a cruise.
Clueless peasant: Didn't you get bored being on a cruise ship for a whole week?
Tanned rich kid: Let's see, I went to a different island every day, partied till 4 AM every night, and was handed everything on a silver platter... yeah, it was awful.
Cruise Ship
an amazing place where you meet lots of coolgood looking people that you normally wouldn't have known. on a cruise you can enjoy the sun and have fun with the new friends taht you meet from al over the world that you could have never met anywhere else. cruises change your life...
Example:
i went on a cruise ship and made five really good friends that i have known for about a year and they are amazing.
i went on a cruise ship and made five really good friends that i have known for about a year and they are amazing.
Cruise Ship
A place that has everything you can do on land, but with the added excitement of possibly sinking or drowning.
Example:
Eddie - "Ben, I don't know how I feel about this cruise ship."
Ben - "Did you watch the Titanic again?"
Eddie - "Well..."
Ben - "It's the Bahamas, Eddie! Where is there going to be
an iceberg?!"
James - "LOOK OUT FOR THOSE ROCKS!"
Eddie - "Told you so..."
*Boat sinks
Eddie - "Ben, I don't know how I feel about this cruise ship."
Ben - "Did you watch the Titanic again?"
Eddie - "Well..."
Ben - "It's the Bahamas, Eddie! Where is there going to be
an iceberg?!"
James - "LOOK OUT FOR THOSE ROCKS!"
Eddie - "Told you so..."
*Boat sinks
Cruise ship
Example:
"Jake: I am going to cruise ship this girl tonight!"
"Matt: always knew you liked big boobs jake"
"Jake: I am going to cruise ship this girl tonight!"
"Matt: always knew you liked big boobs jake"
cruise ship
Example:
Margarito was a regular at his town cruise ships when a woman by the name of Margarita showed up. Yea end of story.
Margarito was a regular at his town cruise ships when a woman by the name of Margarita showed up. Yea end of story.
italian cruise ship
Example:
"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."
"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."
Cruise Ship Drunk
To be so intoxicated as one would be during an ocean voyage aboard a cruise ship, where people sometimes get extremely intoxicated, more so than they would on dry land.
cruise ship lunches
Example:
Don't pack a bown bag lunch on this job
We got Tony the Tiler. That sweetest plum squeeze of his sends him off with cruise ship lunches. Oh yeah words out that feed is 3 star.
Don't pack a bown bag lunch on this job
We got Tony the Tiler. That sweetest plum squeeze of his sends him off with cruise ship lunches. Oh yeah words out that feed is 3 star.