Alberts

A quiet shy cute guy who is unique and doesn't conform. He listens to badass bands and extremely smart and funny. He is good to his friends, and is always true to himself. Alberts is the best person to ever have around.



Alberts
The worst possible last name in the world, but Gorham is somehow worse because Gorham isn’t an absolute fucking gimp.
Example:
Alberts is my last name.


Albert
A guy that is easy to get along with they re normally comfortable with themselves and dont care what people say about them
Example:
Mike; How do i be like you
Albert: Learn how to not give a shit about hoes and bitches


Alberte
The name of someone incredibly intelligent, beautiful, sexy and hot!

She's also that kindda girl, other girls dream of becoming. Alberte is a dreamgirl!
Example:
I wish I was Alberte.


alberted
being led on and pursued by someone who ends up bailing on you last minute
Example:
"She set up a time for a date then just flaked. smh i got alberted"
"He asked me out then rescinded his offer. Did I just get alberted?"
"I really like this guy and I think he might like me, but i'm not sure and i dont wanna get alberted"


Albert
Albert

adjective.

1. having beauty; possessing qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc.; delighting the senses or mind
2. excellent of its kind
Example:
example 1:
Albert: Maybe I'm too bougie, but I just need better candles than these.

example 2:
Shruti: Construction workers work here. Very Albert.


Albert
Albert
Example:
Albert


Albert
A guy who rolls with the punches and laughs at himself before he laughs at others is an Albert. An Albert is one of the most thoughtful, kind, sexy human beings on earth. Most Alberts serve their country and give selfishly, not expecting anything in return. In addition, Alberts are fun, smart, incredibly hot and are great with animals (especially monkeys). There should be more Alberts in the world. To know an Albert is to love an Albert, so those with something bad to say, haven't met a true one yet.
Example:
"Man, that guy is the nicest guy on earth, and the way he helps others with grace, humility and all out sexiness?...He's gotta be an Albert!".


Albert
A musically gifted and talented genius. A consummate perfectionist, especially when it applies to his his craft of music. He is fiercely loyal and protective of the ones he loves, like that of a lion, protecting his lair. He is extremely intelligent and articulate and can use his words like a sword if he needs to do so. An astute observer of life. He knows and sees things that the average person may miss. His mate must be equally yoked with him in his intelligence, spirituality, sensuality and intensity, or for him, life would be mundane. He is a true black diamond in the rough. Do not let the exterior fool you! He is an extremely rare gem that can only truly be appreciated by one who knows his true value.......priceless beyond measure!! Finally, Albert is a man who can make his Janice feel as if she is perfect, when they both know she is not. He lets her know constantly, that she is perfect for HIM!! That's my Al.......
Example:
That man is my whole life!! That's my Albert...........says Janice!!!


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