one million

The biggest number known to man. Scientists have tried to count higher, but it is impossible.



One Million Moms
An extremist right-wing group of angry soccer moms dedicated to brainwashing their children and censoring everything that doesn't fall in line with their beliefs. They actually only have about 140,000 members.
Example:
Mike: "One Million Moms just launched another campaign against gay people in television shows."
John: "What else is new?"


one million dollars
One million dollars was once a fabulous fortune, but thanks to inflation could now buy you half of a crappy house in a place like Florida.
Example:
Dr. Evil thought a high ransom for the entire world was one million dollars. That still would've been low in his time, but illustrates what used to be a lot of money.


Negative One Million Inches of Rain
When it never rains because you live in a dumb state who decided that rain was against it's religion.
Example:
Guy One: "It rains all the time here!"
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."


one in a million
Kick-ass song from the one and only guns n roses. axl talks bout his childhood when it all was totally fucked up, and by the way, you idiots, when he says niggers, he meant it in a way that people like the NWA say it, not in a derogetory sense, and when he says faggots, hes talkin bout some fuckin paedo who tried to rape him when he was a kid. u shud check it out if you're depressed
Example:
Dave:''Dude, you heard 'one in a million'?''
Kurt:'nah man, i just got dumped, then found out i got an STI, so im too depressed to listen to music'
Dave:'well listen to it you idiot n you'll really cheer up'
Kurt:'ok dude'


One In A Million
A term used to describe a moment where someone does something beyond idiotic. The term is used because it describes the fact that only one sperm out of a million reaches the egg and the fact that this person's sperm just happened to be the one that fertilized it. ie: "One in a million, and you were the one who got in"
Example:
Friend decides its a good idea to jump on a trampoline while on a skateboard, then proceeds to slip off and break his leg and arm.

Me: One in a million dude, one in a million.


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