the hoffman
by Brobi one knobi on Nov 06, 2009 09:02:22
A
move in which a man, preferably a
frat-star/bro-king,
fingers a girl and then proceeds to stick his fingers in the girls mouth so that she may taste herself.
Example:
Last night Josh was telling me that he had some
slam piece over. He was
fingering her and then started to
shove his fingers in her mouth. She loved it, that girl got the hoffman!
Hoffman
by jack_hoffman on May 01, 2012 08:47:53
Example:
"Hey do you want to hang out with Hoffman" -Chuck
"
Hey you know better than to
hassel the hoff" -Bill
Hoffman
by Saanzan on Aug 04, 2010 07:17:02
A
hoffman can be described as a douchebag,jackass,asshole,loser, jerks etc
They act very rude towards others and can be easily angered. They are very hot-headed so don't piss one off unless you're doing it for fun which most people do anyways. Even apologizing to a hoffman will result in
the hoffman throwing a fit at you for what you've done to them.
They are very inept.
They're fun to mess with, but hoffmans will end up with no or few friends because of their behaviour which most people sorry for(not really).
Example:
Dylan: wtf, y u spill coke over my fukin pants
feggit!
Peter: Dude, I'm sorry, I'll get you another coke for free as an apology
Dylan: hey fuk tht
shiet man!!!1 i want 2 get myself my own coke and not 1 from u fag.
Peter: Whatever, I'm leaving ,
hoffman.
The Hoffman
by b dwys on Sep 04, 2007 13:14:18
when
hooking up with a very unattractive hoe and seeing her within the next week, and there is no possible way to avoid her. Drop something of yours and turn away, get into
sprint mode while down, and when she passes run.
Example:
as she saw the beloved stud she hooked up with on new years, words were getting thrown up her throat, but she was lost for words, and as she began to regain stamina, that stud dropped his phone and pulled
the hoffman, and all hope was lost. she was crushed. that ass, she give iot one more glance as she turned the corner, but left to see he was springint full
speed down the hall to get
delicious treats. and avoid that hiedous mask she calls her beauty