(AL-bah-KIRK-ee), from the Latin: Absconditus : meaning hidden, concealed.

Located perfectly in the middle of the surface of the planet, Albuquerque has been refered to as the Shangri La of the western hemisphere. Visitors to the Duke City are astonished to discover that it is in the continental United States and no passport is required. It's residents are ferociously kind and loving, and have developed more that 500 different ways to cook green chili. After the world wide destruction of 2012, Albuquerque was elected capitol city of the new world. A jewel of the desert.

the coolest place in NM

A shithole city full of intellectually retarded mainstream liberals. Literally 3/4 of the population is comprised of retarded pieces of trash trying to act trendy. The food is good and the cops won't arrest you just for having marijuana and a loaded firearm right next to each other in your glove box so this place definitely has those things going for it lol.

Quite possibly the shittiest city ever. The cops are all corrupt and often get away with killing their wives, fucking hookers on the hoods of their cruisers, and basically just doing whatever the fuck they want. Albuquerque has no "good side of town," only areas that are slightly less shitty. In the south (affectionately known as the Warzone due to it's gang violence) are cholos and gangster black folk. To the east are rich, stuck up white people that nobody likes; to the west are a mixture of cholos and retarded lower-class white people that need a little more chlorine in their gene pool. Lastly, you have the north, which is inhabited by mid- to lower-upper-class white folk with a huge sense of entitlement. Albuquerque suffers from a Meth Epidemic, and a large portion of the teenage population enjoys some form of illegal drug. If you are ever considering moving to Albuquerque, save yourself the time and shave your head with a cheesegrater, sandpaper your genitalia, and shove icepicks through both your eyes. It's better than getting stuck in the Land of Entrapment.

In the middle of the "Land of Entrapment," a hotbed of laziness, corruption, and stupidity. Home of the most dangerous drivers...in the world.

Albuquerque not only one of the best places in NM but one of the best cities in America, beautiful full of diversity and culture and a wonderful population of proud surprisingly intelligent, welcoming people , other than the crappy gangs that flood this area and influence the poorer populations ,but no worse than most larger cities here in America. Some of the best weather in the USA, with cool nights and mildly hot days. Some of the best site seeing and literally a mile high+ city , set next to the Beautiful Sandia moutains, with one of the only wild larger river known as the infamous Rio Grand, which is beautiful up north where Burque (Albuqerque) is located. The worst of Albuquerque such as the education system,and violence is being eradicated,and or fixed rapidly. Ive live in Memphis, LA, ST Louis,Little Rock, and Denver, which all fall short of the qualities of Albuquerque and contains all the "shitty" qualities. for instance BAD WEATHER,huge ghettos. weather in Denver and occasionally LA are fine but are still terrible compared to ALB .The south valley has a home/cozy feel that contains "white hispanic" people as well as "native American hispanic", but for the most part is mixed between the two the rest of the city also has a big "anglo white" , and Native American population the area is NOT a place where u have to take race in consideration,, like most of ALB racism doesn't exist,,, the huge migration from the rest of the USA brings racism buts dies off eventually.

Somthing a special needs kid would think is funny

(Spanish) adjective; brown and dirty.
noun; a place where drug use, crime, corrupt politics, "latin legislature", atrocious schools, and the most unsafe and inconsiderate drivers converge to live where the weather is nice, everything is dirty and dusty, and state pride is that of any other border town in Mexico; a dump.

Possibly the greatest comedy song ever written. It was written by Wierd Al Yancovic, a very funny artist. It is aprox. 11:22 long, and is featured in his album Running with Scissors.