Toddler
A 60-90cm tall human who has exited the “aaaaw” phase and entered the “awfuuuuuuuck” phase. Generally have no respect or regard for anything and unwittingly forces its parents into alcoholism. They don’t sleep, don’t eat food, however they do have a
nak for
interior design using simple tools such as crayons, lipstick and eyeliner. They are the second most common cause of
hypertension and first most common cause of liver serrosis. toddler
Toddler
by Elia Kazad on Aug 29, 2010 00:19:13
the act of making someone look like a toddler. Most commonly associated with FIFA when one player
dribbles another
player's defence, or scores a very nice or fancy goal
Toddler
by MJkrazykoolepicgamer on May 20, 2021 10:15:31
Example:
Sara: want to see the little snot I pad
flesh sock kid I popped out of me?
Average real humans: no Sara *kicks
flail meaningless body across the
foyer.*
Toddler
Toddler
by Havilah on Dec 06, 2004 09:16:48
Toddler
by Mcderbs the Great on Apr 19, 2009 04:09:27
(noun) a hand job so bad you can't even get your dick hard, the girl treats your dick similar to the way a
young child shakes a
rattle
Example:
Guy 1: Dude I took Betty home and she gave me a
toddler.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1 : Yeah i didnt cum or anything it was awful, she
gripped my dick too hard and
beat the fuck out of it.
Toddler
by thefisher77 on Apr 18, 2009 03:41:31
Example:
That's my Toddler!
Toddler
by Ze8mx on Dec 02, 2012 14:23:38
Toddler was used since rock age for their abilities to
hand to hand combat.They measure less than 2
feets tall and can kick yo grandmother ass more easily than chuck norris can.They hit the gym
all days of the week.
Toddler
by Zodiacbayarea on Mar 07, 2007 06:04:05
toddler
by meuoof on Feb 09, 2019 13:53:52
the only age where your allowed to go to the
washroom of the opposite gender and not be seen as a
creepy pervert
Example:
that toddler was staring at me from the other
washroom stall, but
its fine! its not like he'll remember...
10 years later... *
flashback "so THATS what that thing under her skirt is!"
toddler
by megagogy on Feb 17, 2008 08:04:18
Tiny bipolar humans under the age of 3, who can swing rapidly between endearingly cute antics and screaming, kicking, biting fits of rage. Completely unpredictable and often unintelligible lovable little walking blessings/nightmares disguised as
tiny human beings with giant heads. Prone to
selective hearing and repeating overheard curse words at inopportune moments. More dangerous when traveling in packs.
Evolutionarily speaking, it is ridiculous that humans have the ability to reproduce fast enough to be the parent of more than one toddler at a time.
Example:
"Do you think you'll have more children?" "Well, even if I survive my two
toddlers, FUCK No!" (Did I
just say that out loud?) "Chloe, don't repeat that at
grandma's!"