Autobahn

1) A highway system in Germany that generally doesn't have a speed limit.2) Something American drivers with sports cars wish they had.



Autobahn
1. "Autobahn" is the German word for motorway, the road system found in Germany, Austria and Switzerland. Though there is no official speed limit, there is a recommended one, which is of about 130 km/h (80 mph). In Germany, the official name for the autobahn is Bundesautobahn, or, when translated into English, Federal Motorway. Autobahns are maintained by the federal government. Orginally called Reichsautobahn (Imperial Motorway), the first Autobahn was completed in 1931, a road between Cologne and Bonn.

2. "Autobahn" is a song by the German band Kraftwerk, composed in 1974 by Florian Scheider and Ralf Hütter, with Emil Schult collaborating on the lyrics. The original version of Autobahn is over 22 minutes long, but was editted down to 4 when it entered the Top 40 charts in the USA and other countries. The original song can be found on Kraftwerk's album, Autobahn.
Example:
1. "I am driving down the Autobahn, going 90 mph."
2. "Die Fahrbahn ist ein graues Band, Weisse Streifen, gruener Rand."


Autobahn
au·to·bahn aw-tuh-bahn

Verb - The act of engaging in oral intercourse while driving at constant high speeds, in which the recipient of the intercourse lays across the dashboard of the vehicle while the driver gives oral sex whith their foot pressed against the gas petal until the person on the dashboard reaches climax.
Example:
"We autobahned the whole way to school"


Autobahn
au·to·bahn aw-tuh-bahn

Verb - The act of engaging in oral intercourse while driving at constant high speeds, in which the recipient of the intercourse lays across the dashboard of the vehicle while the driver gives oral sex whith their foot pressed against the gas petal until the person on the dashboard reaches climax.
Example:
"We autobahned the whole way to school"


autobahn
The ultimate speedsters highway, located in Germany. Unfortunately, in the USA the average driver is a less skillful driver than the average driver in Germany, and that's not an insult but a result of the USA's relatively easy driver's education programs and requirements. On the other hand, in Germany getting a driver's license is much harder and requires a lot more practice. So it makes sense that in the US you can't speed as much as you want except in a few isolated places like Montana or Nevada perhaps.
Example:
In Germany, the autobahn is not as dangerous as one might assume. The autobahn has many lanes, with one or two lanes dedicated as the fast, no-limit lanes, and at least one lane dedicated for the slowpokes.

Seeing that Germany produces many awesome sports cars and speed demons, like the BMW M3 and M5, the Mercedes SL lineup, and the Porsches, it comes as no surprise that the autobahn exists over there.


autobahn
1. The German word for motorway, useually their is no speed limit.

2. A game played by stoners, simelar to killer where there are many joints going round many people at a speedy 2 draw pass rate, if you cannot keep up with the autobahn, you are over taken and the joint by passes you. It is named after the German motorway due to its fast pace.
Example:
1. Shpriedenfiner manbourachein fachkshreikenmiender, autobahn.

2. There's rakes eh folk, rakes eh doobies, lets get the autobahn on the go!


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