Bastion

A hero in overwatch that requires zero skill and is able to get an insane amount of kills. Often called the "point and click adventure" because his sentry form only requires you to point and click.



Bastion
An Omnic soldier from the video game Overwatch. The fifth character on the list and the first defense to be seen. Known for its simple action of reconfiguring into a turret and blasting down its foes with bullets or tank shells. One of the many units from the Omnic Crisis. It's true name is " SST Laboratories Siege Automaton E54." one of the playable Omnics in Overwatch.
Example:
Bastion, once a cold mechanical machine with a thirst for human destruction, remains passive with the nature away from the humans.


Bastion
A member of the subspecies Homo Danus, recognisable by traits such as sarcasm, hatred, and a geenral aura of weirdness. Volatile and dangerous in large dosages, much like the average human female. But male. Without being gay. See?
Example:
O noes! It's Bastion!


Bastion Main
A person who looks into the heart of darkness and tries to use it for chaotic good but always gets corrupted and morphs into scum. They play Overwatch and select bastion at first as a blanket but soon it turns into a crutch. This player lashes out at the world by releasing an ungodly amount of fire power down a firing range. A bastion main should always be countered with Sombra and Road Hog. Thy hack and thy hook shall save us from this misguided demon known as the bastion main. Fortunately this genus form of Bastion Main can bring down the enemy team but be warned if the bastion main is on your team, you will garner some of the hatred aimed at Bastion and lose the game through moral depression.

A smaller known but should also to be considered genus is the Bastion main recon variant, who is a tactical flanking nightmare. They use recon mode and hit the head shots with unrelenting efficiency. They turn into sentry move in well timed oppuntunities and kill everything in sight within seconds, to only move on in recon mode again, they are not stationary, they are like a soldier 76 but with a huge machine gun. Bastion Mains in short is why there was bigotry against Omnics after the war and why salt levels rise higher and higher in comp and quick play. The fire power and devastation will leave many salty.
Example:
Soldier 76: That bastion has been mowing us down. I can hear it's awful laughter.

Winston: I checked the bastion's career profile, confirmed bastion main
Pharah : Justice Rain AHHHH
Road Hog : I got this * Hooks Bastion*

Sombra: Boop * hacks Bastion *

Bastion: (translated )NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * dies in hell fire*


Bastion Booger
the funniest professional wrestler in the history of WWF. I saw him win a match by falling on his oponent, then he belched and ate a banana with his mouth open.
Example:
Bastion Booger rocks! Bring back Bastion Booger to the WWF


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