Autopsy

Examination of a cadaver to determine or confirm the cause of death.



Autopsy
A combination for the words Automatic and pussy. Used to define a girl who will give it up easily or when a man knows he will be getting some that day.
Example:
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Autopsy
An operation performed by a coroner after death to determine the cause of death. Often associated with criminal activity, though autopsies also take place for deaths of natural causes. Given exposure by shows such as CSI.
Example:
The coroner's office did an autopsy on the body and found out he overdosed on cocaine!


autopsy
A medical procedure performed by a medical doctor known as a pathlogist/medical examiner. They may not always be a "coroner" and in most cases, a coroner is just an elected official. The procedure starts with a "Y" incision made on the chest of the deceased. The rib cage is then cracked, and removed and then the vital organs are removed, dissected, and studied. Also, the head is opened, the brain removed, and also dissected. When the autopsy is finished, the organs are usually placed in a bag, and put pack in the body. Sometimes, the organs are not returned. The main purpose of performing an autopsy is to determine the cause of death "COD", or to rule out malpractice, homicide, suicide, or negligence.
Example:
Being an embalmer might suck sometimes when you receive a body that is a post-autopsy case. You have to clean up the mess, and man does it stink. Literally.


organizational autopsy
A post mortem review of a failed organization, government, or public/ private institution to determine the likely factors that led to its downfall or demise.
Example:
An organizational autopsy of companies like Enron, Block Buster, or Toys R Us will provide insight into what caused their downfall so we can avoid the same fate.

Definition by D. Goodwyn


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