post mortem

A meeting where depts. discuss a major system failure after its resolved to figure out what went wrong and what could be improved.



Post Mortem
A calming 14-minute video that can help someone think about one's life, make someone sleep, be used as a lullaby, and potential music sample. A universal cureall to our dire needs.
Example:
Person 1: Yo bro, can you give me some music to help sleep into
Person 2: Yeah bro, try listening to Post Mortem
Person 1: Will it work?
Person 2: Definitely
Person 1: Send link then
Person 2: I can only give you this, it's all up to you to find it, 2A_bWVaKJrI
Person 1: Thanks bro I'll try my best

Emico can't wait to give the sound team another Post Mortem to help them calm down


Post-mortem
After a project finishes in a big production for a movie, video game, or large project. Everyone gets together to discuss in a meeting what went wrong and what could be done better. The issues brought up are almost always completely ignored by management and they continue to make the same incompetent mistakes they always have.
Example:
Worker; If we don't change this it's going to explode next time and we're going to have to do it again.
Management; Ignore. Oh shit. It exploded. Let's do it again, can you come in this weekend and next? We can discuss what went wrong during the post-mortem.
Worker; If we don't change this it's going to explode next time and we're going to have to do it again.
Management; Ignore. Oh shit. It exploded. Let's do it again, can you come in this weekend and next? We can discuss what went wrong during the post-mortem.


Post Mortem
1. Post-mortem: meaning after death the examination, or autopsy of a corpse in order to determine cause of death.
Also Post-mortem interval: the time that has elapsed since a person has died.

2. Used in a metaphoric sense in Eminem's song "Lose Yourself" to mean that Eminem has become brain-dead.
Example:
1. The Coroners arrived to the crime scene to investigate and find the post-mortem interval.

2. "His soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a new world order, a normal life is boring
But superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows it's all over, these h**s is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the Globetrotter"


Post Mortem
A 14-minute video that is the universal cure all to the problems. Its effects include, lullaby music, music sampling, therapeutic music, ASMR, alarm clock, and other such uses.
Example:
Emico can't wait to help the sound team by sending another version of Post Mortem.

Whalesauce initiates the new recruits by sending them Post Mortem.

We were all mentally healed due to watching and hearing Post Mortem.


post-mortem delivery
The process of delivering a baby after a mother has died.
Example:
In the part where Jon fucked up hiding the body, he heard on the news about a lady being performed on as a post-mortem delivery. He only caught the 7 syllables as he is currently emotionally, mentally and physicall scarred. The one and only thought he could produce was to ship the body somewhere else, this is where the mistakes were made, oh silly little Jon.


post mortem sleaze
A person who has died & fallen victim to a necrophiliac. Usually refering to a virgin or elderly type.
Example:
01. My grandmother, who is 92, was post mortem sleaze in the morgue of the hospital.

02. One mortician to another, "I fucked that sleaze the other day, tight pussy, even tighter ass."


Post Mortem Cohabitation
A term for a situation where you are living with an ex after a break up because of financial reasons, or a pandemic, etc.
Example:
My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down.


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