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Avon

Avon is a moisturizing company that is mainly used by specky twats. but it is most commonly found and sold by nonces at playgrounds or children hospitals. yer da sells avon to lil kids you speccy cunt and i garuntee succy mcfucky mcflurry fireants babybell

Avon

by eruditeblob on Aug 09, 2016 09:12:14

something your dad sells

Example:
"your dad keeps on knocking on my door trying to sell me avon, can you tell him to leave me alone?"

"seriously, it's getting really annoying now. please can you tell him that under no circumstances do i want to buy avon from him"

Avon

by that one girl on Feb 26, 2004 09:09:52

Preptown, USA. Don't come to Avon, there's nothing here but preps and strip-malls.

Example:
Kid 1: Where do you live?
Kid 2: Avon
Kid 1: Oh, I'm sorry.

Avon

by The Lone Magpie on May 06, 2005 22:34:25

1) River in England - Shakespeare's birthplace, Stratford-upon-Avon, is on the banks of this river.

2)Door-to-door cosmetics firm.

3) US-based paperback book publisher

4) The amoral antihero of the last two seasons of the British TV series Blake's 7, who became the main character when Blake was written out at the end of season 2.

Example:
2) Ding-dong, "Avon calling!"

Avon

by Aalllliiee on Aug 24, 2006 11:01:39

Misconceived as one of the richer towns in Connecticut. It's not. It's only number 12 or something. It's an alright place to grow up - but most people plan on getting out as soon as possible.

Example:
Avon is a town just like yours - it's no big deal.

Avon

by father of DICKtion on Apr 01, 2020 10:38:15

Avon is a boy who is most likely short black and has a massive cock.

Example:
"Avon has a massive cock"

Avon

by Petey-pop-tart on Dec 22, 2010 15:22:22

A river that runs through Christchurch, New Zealand. In New Zealand it is considered a national joke, as the Avon River is a common dumping ground for dead bodies, especially prostitutes, which can be found on Manchester Street, near the bridge that crosses the Avon River.

Example:
As used recently in the Roast of Mike King: "...a man who's career is deader than a hooker floating down the Avon."

Avon

by freakyyyxx on Dec 22, 2008 08:00:49

A rude, disrespectful girl.
Someone who goes after older guys than her age.

Example:
his aunt came in and asked her a simple question .

Sandy: How old are you?
Avon: Old Enough.
Sandy: (In her head)Wow she is rude.

Avon

by avonisgay on May 05, 2005 09:23:10

Sausagefest 2005, you guys are fuckin gay..........seriously. Tabor beat your ass in lax baby. Have fun giving blowjobs to guys. and recieving them. your gay.. im out

Example:
Oww my ass hurts, i must have spent the weekend at avon.

Avon

by hmm... on Feb 27, 2005 05:47:40

Evil city near cleveland, ohio where preps like to live and make misterable the lives of us innocent bandos! DIE PREPS DIE!

Example:
I live in avon and all the preps are evil!

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