Bowel Movement
by harpo9108 on Jan 26, 2021 21:20:59
Bowel Movement
by MattyC575 on Feb 10, 2009 21:54:28
Example:
Me - I did
Bowel Movements with
your mum last night
Liam- Really?!
Me - Yeah! she
shat on my chest :O ^^ XD
Progressive Bowel Movement
by SwimSomewhereElse on Feb 08, 2017 00:09:38
Liberals & Libtards that subscribe to the idea & notion of "Progressive Politics" and are still hurt & having a nuclear melt-down because their girl sea-hag Hillary lost the
2016 Presidential election. At present, the aforementioned "movement" can be considered
circling the bowl as it were. (
Toilet flushing noise....)
Example:
You can't or won't admit that you're a regular
Libtard but call yourself a Progressive instead? Funny, the
progressive bowel movement is going the way of
the dodo and printed newspaper there buddy!
Empathetic Bowel Movement
by quagblar on Dec 09, 2013 11:35:04
Flying Bowel Movements
by Johntoo on Aug 20, 2009 11:03:03
Example:
A
flock of "Flying Bowel Movements" landed on my
balcony yesterday, forcing me to do a
clean-up job before my friends came by.
daverick bowel movement
by poi// on Jun 11, 2021 04:37:24
Example:
i love daverick bowel movement
Surprise Bowel Movement
by Rabadina on Nov 09, 2008 11:59:47
aka
SBM, when you think you are just going to the bathroom to
take a piss, and you unexpectedly have
the urge to poop.
Example:
"Dude, what took you
so long to
piss? Did you fall in?!"
"
Nah man, I had a Surprise Bowel Movement."
Far east bowel movement
by rpedz on Apr 11, 2011 08:53:27
Threatening Bowel Movement (TBM)
by JKF125 on Jun 23, 2010 13:48:52
That
threatening feeling you get in the wake of a
bowel movement. Typically an
urgent feeling which results in immediate vacation of a place, task or conversation that you are in.
Threatening bowel movements may strike at inappropriate times. You may experience the intense feeling without prior knowledge that you were anticipating a bowel movement.
Example:
Susie: How is your steak,
Sharon?
Sharon: uh.. *abruptly leaves*
5 mins later
Susie: Are you okay?
Sharon: Yeah just had a major threatening bowel movement (
TBM). But it has been expelled.