hands free
the incredible ability to masturbate without any contact with one's genitals. a skill the male japanese business class has cultivated for decades.
Example:
hands free
Slang. Someone who is a 'mental' and subsequently talks to themselves.Derived from people that speak on hands free and look like they are talking to themselves (as there is no one visibly present) but are in fact having a phone conversation.The 'mentals' on the other hand, have the exact same conversation... but they ain't plugged in to no one!.hands-free
The act of going on a night out without a handbag, and your gear rammed in pockets to enable easy dancing*
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Hand-Free
Hand-Free is a very rare gift. It is when you can make YOURSELF cum, without anyone's hands. It is very hard to do and you don't feel the full orgasm as you would via a Blowjob, Handjob or otherwise.
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Hands-Free DRE
A rhyming term short for 'Hands-Free Digital Rectal Exam'. Arising from the filthier quarters of the medical community, the term refers to anal intercourse.
Example:
"The girlfriend didn't cook dinner tonight... The only way to make it up was by letting me practice the Hands-Free DRE"
"I totally fucked up that patient's meds... My supervisor is going to give me the Hands-Free DRE"
"The girlfriend didn't cook dinner tonight... The only way to make it up was by letting me practice the Hands-Free DRE"
"I totally fucked up that patient's meds... My supervisor is going to give me the Hands-Free DRE"
Hands Free Taco
Example:
Male 1: Yo man have you ever gave a Hands free taco before?
Male 2: Yeah man the girl was like 80 pounds and it was easy.
Male 1: Yo man have you ever gave a Hands free taco before?
Male 2: Yeah man the girl was like 80 pounds and it was easy.
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Hands Free Orgasm
The definition is relatively straightforward. It means to orgasm without using your hands (or somebody else's). Not that hard to do honestly.
Example:
John got a hands free orgasm (HFO) from that lady across the street, or more specifically, he got head and busted his load.
Sarah gave his man a hands free orgasm by using her feet.
Really, there are endless ways of orgasming without the utilization of the metacarpus. Humping is one of 'em.
John got a hands free orgasm (HFO) from that lady across the street, or more specifically, he got head and busted his load.
Sarah gave his man a hands free orgasm by using her feet.
Really, there are endless ways of orgasming without the utilization of the metacarpus. Humping is one of 'em.