BRUSH YOUR TEETH

This is a term used when one says they are going to go brush their teeth, but in reality just goes off to masturbate.



Brushing Your Teeth
A man puts tooth paste onto his penis, and then the woman brushes it around as if it was a toothbrush. Then after she is done brushing, she needs to floss, so the man pulls out one of his pubes and she flosses with that. Then after all of that, the woman needs some mouth-wash, so she jacks off the dude and washes her mouth with cum.
Example:
The dentist asked me, "Are you brushing your teeth a lot?" and I Said, "Yes" Even though the dentist said I needed a route canal.


Brush Your Teeth
An insult in which you tell someone to brush their teeth while making a masturbation gesture toward your mouth, simulating oral sex and teeth brushing at once.
Example:
Bill:Hey Bob, you're a total dick

Bob:Yea, well why don't you go (simulates filatio) brush your teeth


Brush your teeth
Example:
Raj was talking to antony about he slept with two birds at same time

Knowing he was talking shit

Antony replied "brush your teeth"

Its originally comes from people who tend to waffle in every conversation they have and talk utter shite

So we say to them afterwards

BRUSH YOUR TEETH LOL 😆


That time you brushed your teeth with soap
Soap cleans pretty well I wonder how much better bleach would do
Example:
We were all 4 at one point
But at least your dad doesn't do it for ya
That time you brushed your teeth with soap


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