Buffer Zone
by Max Power on Apr 06, 2005 23:51:08
A distance of at least one unit of
seating (e.g. a chair, a foot or two on a bench) in between you and at least one other person. It is most often used when: a) a
foul odor is emanating from the person next to you b) you don't want to be accused of being
too close to a person of the same sex for, well, obvious reasons...homosexuality c) discomfort
Buffer Zone
by amyhaha on Jul 29, 2011 23:47:54
The number of people needed in a group so you can
enjoy yourself and not have to worry about having too much face time with *THAT* person in your circle (the frenemy, the "
let's just be friends" ex, the hookup that turned out to be a
really bad idea, the tool, etc)
Saliva Buffer Zone
by BlueRayz on Aug 05, 2010 17:01:37
The part of an item of food you and a friend
purposefully don't eat when sharing said food item, as to not accidentally ingest some of the other other's saliva. Thus preventing
the spread of
germs.
butt buffer-zone
by QuacksO on Mar 05, 2017 23:57:02
Refers to the distance between
Uranus and the outer
perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released
blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Example:
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially
fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more
laborious to properly
sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.