microphoning Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

microphoning

An African-American (mainly from the 1970s) that adorned an unusually large afro.

Microphoning

by evodievo on Jan 13, 2009 22:58:27

Holding up the rotation to tell a story.

Example:
As soon as Billy got the blunt he told us a story, but all I cared about was the blunt because I was next in the rotation. I told him to puff puff, and stop microphoning.

The Microphone

by brianxymox on Jan 14, 2012 20:38:59

A word used to describe someone with a large afro when you see them from behind. The large afro giving the appearance of being the microphone head/foam and the body being the handle. This usually only applies to those skinny enough to look like the microphone handle, however.

Example:
Brian: "While walking in the mall the other day, a dude a few people in front of me was straight rocking The Microphone with a vengeance! Shit barely even bounced as he walked!"

microphone

by fyrelady on Mar 07, 2008 03:54:55

In smoking marijuana, what a pipe turns into when one is too stoned to remember to pass it(also see babysitting)

Example:
Yo, you talkin' into a microphone there, or are you gonna pass that shit?!

microphonic

by i_eat_paper on Sep 21, 2005 07:33:53

adj. to describe hair that is curly, frizzy or afro like.

Example:
my hair gets really microphonic if i let it grow, I look like a microphone head.

microphone

by LARSTAIT on Nov 05, 2003 14:26:59

The item used to record your pronunciation of words to submit onto the urbandictionary!

Example:
My microphone is broken, my neighboor's is broken, and my OTHER neighboor's microphone DOESN'T WORK on my computer!

microphone

by Greg on Apr 06, 2003 08:44:24

can be used as a dildo in hard times

Example:
Hey angelina (les partner) do you get the dildo?
No, but i have this microphone.

microphone

by locomurph on Jun 07, 2010 14:34:14

to hold whatever you're smoking and talk instead of hitting it. usually done by know-it-alls who feel like they're superior to you in intellect and that you could learn a few things from them.

Example:
Guy 1: Rambling on about bands no one cares about

Guy 2: Damn man you gonna hit that shit or microphone it all night?

Microphones

by pychopath on May 14, 2015 01:05:23

Small listening devices that drive you bat shit crazy.

Example:
We all put microphones in our ears!

Microphoned

by SweetMaurine on Nov 24, 2016 11:38:35

During oral sex, the person giving oral sex grabs the penis in one hand and slaps the head with the palm of the other hand saying "Is this thing on?"

Repeat until he answers or falls to the floor.

Example:
"She was giving me head, smiled and then the bitch microphoned me!"

Next time you give head and your man hasnt been listening, microphone him. I bet he'll listen next time!

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