Scarf

To pig out or 'down' food really fast and hastily.



Scarf
To eat quickly and with complete disregard of grace and social etiquette.

Word Origin: In the Shakespearian era, the first ever eating contest took place. What led to the eating contest is unknown; however, it has been noted that William Shakespeare attended and remarked "In sooth, I hope these wily contestants do not ingest their cravats."

Also derived from this incident was the word craving.
Example:
Johnny: Scarf those crepes down Jesus!

Jesus: I've been craving crepes continuously for centuries since my conception.


Scarf
A form of suicide involving hanging oneself while very intoxicated and masturbating.
Example:
I've decided to go out with a bang, I'm going to scarf myself.

See Queer as Folk Season One Finale


Scarf
A pair of Breasts.

The term was coined between 2008-2010 by a commenter on the website Doujin-moe.
Example:
Man1: "whoa check out that girls scarf"

Guy1:" you got some nice scarfs there"
Gal1:" but I'm not wearings a scarf"
Guy1:"yes you are... believe me, those are some great scarfs...*drools*"


Scarf
Although the origins of the word "scarf"are unclear, most belive the term was first used during the Roman era, where romans and spartans alike screamed it in order to scare off invading huns. After a 500 year hiatus, the term was rekindled in the middle ages when kings would "scarf"their peasents. When a member of lower society would rob a merchant, kings and lords would drop them in scadling hot cow urine and scarf, or cut, off all their limbs. This was the firt time in its history the term was used in a negative way. The term was then brought back to it's original positive purpose when jacques cartier discovered the americans. Several history books state that the first europeans words ever uttered in amerca were "Scarf, theres a whole other world in this universe." Although basic geography proved him wrong, the term "scarf!" was impressive enough. Another famous use of the word was when the Japenese dropped bombs on pearl habor. insiders claim president roosevelt said, under his breath, "may god help us, those filthy japs just scarfed us good." The americans, however, scarfed "those filthy japs" back hard when they dropped 2 a- bombs. Nowadays, the term is universal, and mostly echoed through the feilds of sportexpo in laval, and in the hallways of vanier college. When life's treating you badly, scream scarf in anguish, when life's treating you nicley, yell scarf with a hint of pride (not too much its a deadly sin), and when you have nothing to say.....just say scarf.
Example:
-"oh man I just loaded the partner, I just got pure jon costa'ed scarf!"

"Pure"

-"Man we lost against those cry-babies, we could have won if it wasn't for shinpads!"

"SCARF!"


Scarfed
To purposefully ignore someone whilst fiddling with your scarf, so that they cannot try and take your arm or come near you or even make conversation ..... and so giving them the cold shoulder.
Example:
Hey, did you hear how Prince William totally scarfed Duchess Meghan on the way out of church on Christmas Day? Wow - he looked so cool - he will one day be a formidable king!


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