Baptism
When your girl is on her knees in the
hot shower ready to suck you off, and you stretch your
nutsack out into the shape of a bowl to catch water inside it. Once full, you dump the
holy water on her head to let her know she has been blessed to swallow your unwanted children.
Baptism
by phrobowroe on Mar 17, 2009 03:24:56
Example:
My girlfriend fell asleep watching t.v. on the couch, so I
snuck up behind her, and woke her up with a
ferocious baptism.
Baptism
by Its lee dood on Sep 04, 2006 14:17:12
No baptism
by CHWBS on Aug 27, 2019 00:41:02
baptismal
by DorkMan on Jan 27, 2004 06:21:56
baptism
by lame like betty on Jan 28, 2009 11:58:47
Example:
Betty was getting so turned on watching the guys
wrestling team that she asked them if they could
baptize her.
I am still trying to wash everything out of my hair from my baptism
Discordian Baptism
by Foxnight on Feb 23, 2015 14:07:14
When a person of higher intelligence is checked into several-day inpatient psychiatric facility.
Discordianism is an
absurdist religion (or
psuedo religion) which reveres the Greek Goddess Eris, the scion of chaos.
Surrey baptism
by IcePic on Feb 22, 2012 01:27:13
A
coming of age event where a
Surrey Girl, no more than 18 has 30 (or more) men ejaculate on her at once. The men are required to all wait to do it at the exact
same time. The girl is required to love it. If she is a genuine Surrey Girl, she will.
Example:
Joe: What you do
last weekend?
Mike: I went to a Surrey baptism and came on this
slut!
Joe: Were there at least
30 guys there?
Mike: Yes.
Baptism for the dead
by Ellen G. White on May 15, 2009 08:08:32
A
doctrine promoted mostly (but not exclusively) by Mormon groups wherein a living believer is
baptized for a
dead person who was never baptized.
Example:
1
CORINTHIANS 15:22&29,
22) Just as in Adam all die, so also in Christ all will be made alive.
29) Otherwise, what will they do who practice
BAPTISM FOR THE DEAD, if the dead are not to be raised? What then would be the point of being
BAPTIZED FOR THE DEAD?
Tijuana Baptism
by Kilroy Roboto on Jul 25, 2009 16:46:32
Example:
Chris: "Hey, remember that drunk chick at the bar the other day?"
Marc: "You mean the one with
no teeth?"
Chris: "Yeah. She gave me a
blowy in my car and threw up all over my
wee-wee."
Marc: "That's awesome, you've gotten your first Tijuana Baptism!"