Battlefield Earth

A really heinous shit.Named after notorious sci fi turd starring John Travolta.



Battlefield Earth
A diseased and degenerate byproduct of the human mind. Once described by Jon Stewart as "a cross between Star Wars and the smell of ass."
Example:
"Have a heated cattle prod shoved up your anal cavity for two hours straight is a better use of time than watching Battlefield Earth."


Battlefield Earth
Arguably the worst movie in History.
John Travolta produced and starred in this monumental piece of dung because it's based on a novel by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, and Johnny boy is one of several Hollywood celebities brainwashed by the Scientology creepos.
If you think the movie is shit, you should have a look at the book!
Example:
I'd rather sit on an anthill than watch Battlefield Earth.


Battlefield Earth
Possibly one of the worst movies ever made. In the movie, Earth's military forces get run over by Psychlos (guys who look like the Klingon variant of Jamaican people) and the Earth gets taken over. 200 years later, some guy named Jonnie 'Goodboy' Tyler gets captured by the Psychlos, who are SO stupid that they teach him how to read, write, and fly transport vehicles, so using his brilliant intellect, Jonnie goes to Fort Knox to get gold for the Psychlos, then goes to Fort Knox, where he gets fighter jets (that are still working after 200 years) and gets a guy to transport himself to the Psychlo home planet, where said guy nukes everything with ONE bomb. Killed John Travolta's acting career.
Example:
Terl (played by John Travolta): "It's all about leverage!"


Battlefield Earth
Perhaps the worst motion picture ever released, not just because of how bad of a movie it was, but due to the criminal fraud charges levvied on the producers, Franchise Pictures, for overstating the film's budget in an attempt to scam investors.
Example:
If you are looking for a movie so bad that it was a crime to produce, Battlefield Earth is the perfect example.


Battlefield Earth
A movie so horrible that not only was it a critical and box office epic fail, but its producer, Franchise Pictures, was convicted in court over it due to a scam in which the film's budget was overstated. Not to mention an indelible scar in John Travolta's career. And cult status for the movie in the future? HAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Example:
In short, Battlefield Earth was so bad that the producers were convicted of a crime. That simple.


Battlefield Earth
Somebody with incredibly long dreadlocks. Reference to the movie Battlefield Earth, where John Travolta's character has said hair style.
Example:
Gary: Dude, that chick is hot!
Eldon: If you're referring to Battlefield Earth over there, I don't think we can hang out anymore.


Battlefield Earth - Book
The book is awesome. unlike the movie its more believable. for justice should have been a 3 part movie that stuck to the real story.

Jonnie discovers how to exploit a weakness in the alien’s armor. He finds deposits of uranium in the Rocky Mountains that have been enfeebling his people, and that uranium is unstable and explosive in the presence of the gas the Psychlos breathe. When Terl finally prepares to teleport gold in coffins to Psychlo, Jonnie and his band of Scots replace the gold with uranium, which utterly destroys Psychlo upon transmission. The multi-galactic empire they had built is irretrievably broken. Terl, and the other Psychlos left on Earth are subdued and imprisoned.

Book goes on to what happens later - with the Psychlos gone other species from other planets appear. Our heroes use politics, law and relationships to save Earth again.
Example:
Battlefield Earth - Book, great read, rocks!


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