Credit Crunch Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Credit Crunch

A period of time when credit is costly or difficult to obtain, usually both.

Credit Crunch

by Calum yiken? on Apr 01, 2009 02:10:25

The best brand of cereal known to mankind, consisting of baked and toasted currency in yogurt wrapped clusters.

Example:
Ian: "Hey Jim, what you having for breakfast?"
Jim: "Oh Ian, I'm having some Credit Crunch!"

Credit Crunch

by Captain Corned Beef on Mar 30, 2009 07:32:13

The cereal that Chuck Norris eats for breakfast

Example:
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As the govenator of California, I will try my best to get us through the credit crunch!"

Chuck Norris: I eat Credit Crunch for breakfast!

Credit Crunch

by J Dizzle foshizzle on Oct 18, 2008 21:52:14

A delicious and delightful cereal which will send your tastebuds to the moon. However, it is very expensive and costs pounds,pounds,pounds. Yes. Three pounds

Example:
Jak : " I'm hungry, what should we have for breakfast?"
Mom : " We're out of fuckin oreo's. We'll have to have some credit crunch!"

credit crunched

by monstermere on Jan 16, 2009 06:47:32

(adj.) affected by the credit crunch

Example:
They had to cancel their holiday - they've been credit crunched.

credit crunch

by honkhiam on Apr 28, 2010 20:12:47

A high-fiber breakfast cereal eaten mainly by hedge fund speculators and derivatives traders. It's the real breakfast of champions.

Example:
I've just had a bowl of credit crunch - now I can sell short all day without stopping to eat!

Credit crunch

by Sir Veisaid on Oct 13, 2006 04:39:36

When a television network squeezes the ending credits of a show to a smaller section of the screen, in order to allow for network promos. The audio of the credits is usually cut out as well.

Example:
I wanted to hear the ending theme of that show, but I couldn't because of the damn credit crunch!

Credits Crunch

by god on Jul 06, 2009 04:03:26

When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.

Example:
Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!

Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.

Credit crunch

by Jockass on Mar 19, 2009 04:37:11

A low-budget cereal that is so cheap it can only be sold (legally) to people who are unemployed or earning less than 10 Pence (14.3cents) per day.

Example:
'What do you have for breakfast'.
'Credit crunch'.
'That is absolutely shite'.
'The cost is cheap when you live in the gorbals'.

Credit Crunch!

by PubTime! on Mar 19, 2009 08:05:13

A term used to justify certain otherwise annoying or illegal activities that could have been, (but probably arn't), bought about by the credit crunch.

Example:
When squeezing onto the end of the bar seats "Oi oi, come on! Move up - Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough seats because of credit crunch)

When caught urinating outside, said with a glance over the shoulder "Naah nevermind, Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough urinals because of credit crunch)

Caught with 7 people in your 2 door, after rolling down your windows, "Sorry Officer, Credit Crunch!"
(Only one car because of credit crunch)

Caught indecently exposing yourself outside, "Sorry officer, Credit Crunch!"
(No clothes because of credit crunch)

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