sharpest
A person who always thinks they are sexier than everyone else. Even though we all know they are some poser kid. They tend to hate specific things such Jirachi and/or Gunner for whatever reason. Also a person who likes to say (with force) at the end of a sentence.Sharpest Lives
Sharpest Bulb
Paraphrased from the words of Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content:
The sharpest lightbulb in the box... being the broken one of course.
end paraphrase.
A seemingly flattering compliment that is meant to be explained to the victim after they thank you.
The sharpest lightbulb in the box... being the broken one of course.
end paraphrase.
A seemingly flattering compliment that is meant to be explained to the victim after they thank you.
Example:
A: You know what? You are the sharpest bulb in the box.
B: Awww, thanks that means a lot, :)
A: The sharpest one being the broken one of course.
B: Hey!
A: You know what? You are the sharpest bulb in the box.
B: Awww, thanks that means a lot, :)
A: The sharpest one being the broken one of course.
B: Hey!
the sharpest lives
An awesome song by MCR. If you want to hear how awesome it is just go look it up and listen to it. It’s not that hard.
Example:
Person1: what are you listening to?
Emo person:MCR the sharpest lives.
Person 1: what’s that?
Emo person: AN AMAZING SONG AND I WINT SAY ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE YOU SHOULD GO LISTEN TO IT!!
Person1: what are you listening to?
Emo person:MCR the sharpest lives.
Person 1: what’s that?
Emo person: AN AMAZING SONG AND I WINT SAY ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE YOU SHOULD GO LISTEN TO IT!!
not the sharpest tool in the shed
Example:
-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
not the sharpest pencil in the drawer
a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence
see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Example:
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."
Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."
Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
sharpest tool in the shed
Those rare individuals you find who, in addition to formal education, have considerable life experience, most likely from the School of Hard Knocks, and unlike the majority of the population, these individuals allow their vast pool of wisdom and knowledge to eventually shed their Ego and open up to Enlightenmentand and find their Path and then Enlightenment as many others as humanly possible. "Jack of All Trades"
Example:
"I just hired this sharp new gal Kristine as my Life Support Specialist. She not only has a formal education, but appears to have attended the School of Hard Knocks as well. She appears to have had a tough life but I'd say she's the sharpest tool in the shed that I've ever met to date!
"I just hired this sharp new gal Kristine as my Life Support Specialist. She not only has a formal education, but appears to have attended the School of Hard Knocks as well. She appears to have had a tough life but I'd say she's the sharpest tool in the shed that I've ever met to date!
Sharpest cookie in the barn
Example:
Gumbo: Holy crap i just performed cold fusion! And I'm only 3!!
Amazed bystander: You sir are going to be... the sharpest cookie in the barn....
Gumbo: Holy crap i just performed cold fusion! And I'm only 3!!
Amazed bystander: You sir are going to be... the sharpest cookie in the barn....
not the sharpest knife in the kitchen
Another way to tell somebody is not the brightest person in attendance, or not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Example:
- Oh my! Another D in math? This was about addition and subtraction!
- Well, what can we say, ma'am? Your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen
- I mean, nobody would mistake the Kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!
- With her questions about Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.
- We used to think Sarah Palin wasn't the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came Rick Perry to prove us wrong. And that's tough, since none of these GOP candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!
- Oh my! Another D in math? This was about addition and subtraction!
- Well, what can we say, ma'am? Your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen
- I mean, nobody would mistake the Kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!
- With her questions about Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.
- We used to think Sarah Palin wasn't the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came Rick Perry to prove us wrong. And that's tough, since none of these GOP candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!