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Technician:Tech N9ne himself said "Juggalos Kotton Mouth Kings and Queens Gangbangers Metal Heads the College Kids and everything in between they love when Tech spittin know hes the best rippin blessed this one when all of these titles can = Technician!!"



The Technician
A skilled player, usually at a pub sport of some kind. Darts, pool, or particularly Snooker. Methodical and utterly emotionless in their approach to the game, surgical almost.
Example:
Yeah I drew the technician in the Christmas Masters didn’t I. Thought I had him after a decent 20 break but he just eased in to second gear and took me apart. He dispatched Danny in the second round too.


Sound Technician
the guy that sits at the sound desk back of the auditorium. Is talented and knowledgeable in all things sound. Has the best taste in music. May also be known as Audio Jesus, Sound God or Sound Master Do not piss them off because they will either mute your microphone during your solo or strangle you with an xlr
Example:
singer: make sure my voice sounds good
Sound technician: sorry I cant put in what god left out you stupid talentless twat


bong technician
A bong technician is someone who is intimately familiar with the operation of any bong or bong-like device. These people are often in charge of reloading, cleaning, and packing among a large group, and are the go-to people for fixing latent smoking problems that others are too fucking high to recognize.
Example:
"Yo, check out Bongtech Betty over there. That chick sure knows how to pack that shit."

"I was glad to have that bong technician around yesterday when fucking Mike blew out an o-ring."


Lighting Technicians
People who work the light-boards for shows, assemblies ect. They are often quite awesome. If you touch their board while they're not around, you might get a limb of some sort bitten off
Example:
"Hey, those guys look like pretty cool people!"
"They must be a Lighting Technicians!"


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