jalapeñis

A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.



Jalapeñis
When you touch your pen is after you cut jalapeños and it burns
Example:
I forgot to wash my hands after I cut those jalapeños and before I went to pee. Now I’ve got jalapeñis


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