Birthday

The one day of the year that you should be able to do whatever you want, but ends up being the day that you do what everyone else thinks you want.



Birthday
The day people celebrate every year, forgetting that they are actually celebrating the day their suffering officially began.
Example:
Jack: Hey Tony what are you gonna do on your birthday tomorrow?

Tony: Bruh, I don't do birthday's coz I don't wanna celebrate the day my suffering began.


Birthday
In technical terms, the day and month that you entered this world, by exiting your mothers womb.

In Facebook terms, the day when people that you don't know decide to write a somewhat personal message on your wall, congratulating you on this occasion
Example:
Charlie: Happy Birthday Ashley! hope you have alot of fun tonight! maybe we can see each other later

Ashley: Charlie, who the hell are you?

Charlie: We met at Emily's party three years ago! remember? I introduced myself, you said go away I have a boyfriend, and then sprayed pepper spray on me? I sent the whole night crying in the bathroom!

Ashley: oh yeah sorry about that. By the way I dont have a boyfriend anymore. You wanna get together later?


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